What do you use to wipe your ass with?

[HighMike]

Originally Posted by arty

Most of the 300 posts were from mostly normally passive forum members who you provoked into calling you out on your asshole behavior.

I brought folks to the forums, made the forums entertaining. KATG should be thanking me.

[naes]

Folks, this could be a great poop/TP thread, lets step it up, and keep it on track. Poop

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by naes

Folks, this could be a great poop/TP thread, lets step it up, and keep it on track. Poop

dingleberries! feces. hershey squirts. That's right, back on track!

[naes]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

New puppies are sooo soft. If I was rich I would only wipe ass with puppies that hadn't opened their eyes yet (why traumatize the little fuckers?)

New bunnies for me, all you need is like, 3 pair. Never need TP again, and they are small enough you can flush them. Course with puppies, they would make shitty little gifts.

/Tip your waitress. Ill be here all night.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Yeah, bunnies are good too.

Not kittens though, sharp fuckin claws.

That's why you cut off their feet, SILLY. And the blood helps clean like a biday.

And the cat meowing would be GREAT for people like Chemda who are overly concerned with people hearing them crap, the screaming, dying cat would overtake ALL of that.

[naes]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

U R a fuckin genious man... I never thought of that. Plus, cat's feet are lucky, right?

Only if you are not the cat.

[tga]

Originally Posted by deuce

thank you. i have now incorporated it in my signature..

please donate me some money so i can go to that thing on the 15th

Well, you should do what I am doing to get to NY on the 15th:

Work
Save
Work

...and if you smoke - stop. I stopped this week and I am taking all the money I would spend on smokes each day and save it, bank it every week till my trip and then I will have plenty of spending money.

The drawing was funny but not that funny. :-) I have to say though, setting a up paypal and begging for money is kinda.....cheeky.

[dEadERest]

In his book Everything But Money Sam Levenson talks about growing up where they had an out house and they wiped with used corn cobs that they saved.

Love the baby panda idea, haute wipings to be sure.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

But then...umm... how do you dry up? TP is just gonna stick and you'd go thru a lotta towels.

TP first. then a flushable to make sure. fresh as a shower.
A lot of times now, when i got to other people's houses, they hvae a giant bin of baby wipes in the bathroom. (and no children).

[dEadERest]

lol, had to look up 'willnot', awesome.

I can't imagine sharing this anywhere else but I hope it is appreciated in this community.

In my early career in SillyCon Valley, the large semi-conductor equipment company I worked at was a veritable United Nations. Whilst in a stall in pre-dump mode I thought for sure I was alone. Then I noticed some stirring next to me. I looked down, saw no feet, thought, "weird" . .
So I quietly stood on the throne and looked over to see a young Indian national squatting with feet on the seat.
Now, being curious and open-minded I, some time later, experimented and found it to be, um, ergonomically comfortable if somewhat precarious.
I don't employ that technique except for wiping accuracy I occasionally finish up in an Asian style squat.
And, for the record, folded.

That is all.