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View Poll Results: What do you use to wipe your ass with?
Flushable Wipes Only 4 3.08%
TP Only 74 56.92%
TP and Flushable as a Team FTW 42 32.31%
Shells 7 5.38%
Nothing, I like the stains on my underwear 3 2.31%
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:14 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Christ on a Cross..... Biday, Then TP and wipes ?

You've just added a whole other step [a big one]. I don't think I get that sloppy down there often enuf for it to really pay off.
Well, eat enough fibre and you'll need a god damn fireman hose to wash that shit off.

I wonder if I could recreate a biday feeling if I went in with a super soaker every time I had to shit.

I think that theory is worth a test.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:24 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I use Kandoos.

Clean, plus my ass smells like tropical fruit.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:08 PM   #53 (permalink)
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You actually, honestly and seriously believe that the drama on the forums has caused THAT much of a drop?
When the *NA threads and some of the other popular threads were deleted, there was a massive decline in traffic. You think that was a coincidence? Ask any regular that used to post in any of those threads.
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Old 02-04-2008, 01:25 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I use Kandoos.

Clean, plus my ass smells like tropical fruit.
sweet baby jesus. What a mental image. Kandoos? You're hot on that lizard, aren't you? Admit it.


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When the *NA threads and some of the other popular threads were deleted, there was a massive decline in traffic. You think that was a coincidence? Ask any regular that used to post in any of those threads.
those were deleted recently, the "decline" has been ongoing for longer than that. It's a trend that didn't start from the deletion of threads, maybe it dropped the traffic down slightly, but I think the subscription numbers, which we don't know, and the downloads, which we also don't know, count shitloads more than alexa traffic reports. Alexa is the cheap version of the Nielsen ratings, so maybe the advertisers will have slight cold feet from a drop, but if the subscriptions have increased, or stayed the same - they're not going to give a crap about the drop in site traffic.

Either way - what's done is done. I still want to know how you wipe your ass.
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Old 02-04-2008, 02:00 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Either way - what's done is done.
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:21 PM   #56 (permalink)
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lolz. But now, confucius say - who is to apologize?
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:23 PM   #57 (permalink)
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lolz. But now, confucius say - who is to apologize?
And do you know what you are to be sorry for?
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Old 02-04-2008, 05:40 PM   #58 (permalink)
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And do you know what you are to be sorry for?
In general? Good god, I don't have enough time, not in a day, not in a year.

In this context... Did I fart?
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Old 02-04-2008, 06:58 PM   #59 (permalink)
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I use Kandoos.

Clean, plus my ass smells like tropical fruit.
A big plus, if you were in prison.
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:28 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Christ on a Cross..... Biday, Then TP and wipes ?

You've just added a whole other step [a big one]. I don't think I get that sloppy down there often enuf for it to really pay off.
Biday? as in Bidet? I don't have a bidet. just paper and wipes. it's not that big of a step! And it's not just for my asshole. I use 'em when i pee too.
Gotta keep the hot pocket nice and fresh.
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