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It was cute at first, but jeez. This is really true. Denial of it is admission of never handing out a Penis Overload. I am using the logic of an evil dictator (which is the name of my penis, Evil Dictator. It was a close race between that and The Reaper. I spent many months deciding over it. Do you see how hard my life is? No pun). |
I like Vlad the Impaler more.
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This thread has too much penis, we need more vagina.
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Which is the infinite sadness of the breakup thread.
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Three days later, I got a call from his "girlfriend". She told me they had been dating for 6 months. This was a little over 6 months ago. They're engaged and she's pregnant. I'm currently in a successful long-distance, open relationship. He is most certainly welcome to talk to other women. But then again, I could be a crazy jealous bitch, whateves. You don't have to date me. |
It's been many many year since I dated, but I can honestly say it was me that blew it each and everytime.
You can really overdue the whole 'love' thing. I also learned there is a limit to wacky gifts you can give to someone before you revolt them. I always needs to know where we stood. I needed to be loved. All of these things are huge turn-offs to the ladies, as it turns out. God, how I hate women, I mean myself. |
I'll let you know, shouldn't be long now.
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Huh, what, penis???
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So... Well... (No. I MUST. NOT. ASK.) AGGGGHHHH! Was this the same guy that jizzed on you and pucnhed you in the head? Sigh. Sorry Punks. Couldnt hold it. |
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