What's have you masturbated to that's grosser than Keith to his mom?

Malcolm Is Moore · 01-29-2009, 08:25 PM

I've TRIED to jerk off to bestiality. Didn't work very well.

marina · 01-29-2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Roca

Neither is skeeve. Please do share.

Haha.

umm... the thing is that I really enjoy the levels of depravity and degredation that people are willing to sink to sexually so pretty much everything that's not excrement or animal abuse is up for grabs.

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Originally Posted by Newsy

Oh, there was a gay rape scene in a movie a few months ago, I happily jerked to that.

What movie was that?

hoshnobobo2.0 · 01-29-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HuggieBear

(although it was only one time, and during my experimental phase of masturbation)

im still in "my experimental phase of masturbation" i try something new every night. i always seem to end up at milf taking advantage of younger male/female.

rasput · 01-29-2009, 09:20 PM

Variety is the spice of life.

CooksWithFire · 01-29-2009, 09:35 PM

The Jessica Simpson two belt picture...

brotherdarkness · 01-29-2009, 10:47 PM

2 girls 1 cup.

Mikey · 01-29-2009, 11:51 PM

1 guy 1 glass.

motownguy · 01-30-2009, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhian

I'm out of this one. Everything I jerk to is hot.

Awww, thanks!

firefighter_chick · 01-30-2009, 05:40 AM

this is just gonna give me a excuse to tell my hottest jerkin story. I was driving a long ways, listening to the Vudululu cd that Chemdas in. There was one song that had a lot of sex noises, and got my hot. so I jerked to the song while driving. it was great. haha!

Bob-Diesel · 01-30-2009, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by firefighter_chick

this is just gonna give me a excuse to tell my hottest jerkin story. I was driving a long ways, listening to the Vudululu cd that Chemdas in. There was one song that had a lot of sex noises, and got my hot. so I jerked to the song while driving. it was great. haha!

I just jerked to your story.

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