What's on your keyring?

WSEIII · 06-08-2012, 12:27 AM

I have: my house key, my car keys, ignition key for dad's truck, ignition key for mom's car and four keys to the church I attend.

Astigos · 06-08-2012, 12:39 AM

Mini Swiss army knife
LED flashlight
16gb USB flash drive
Harpoon Brewery bottle opener
A Kenneth Cole Reaction leather keychain (it's literally just a piece of leather attached to a ring)
Various keys
5 bar codes for my gym, supermarkets and pharmacies

Bucho · 06-08-2012, 05:59 AM

Keys
Alarm bleeper
KATG bottle opener
Sasquatch whistle

Pintman · 06-08-2012, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

I have: . . . .four keys to the church I attend.

Sounds like a real welcoming congregation.

Pintman · 06-08-2012, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I hereby nominate this for least fascinating thread ever.

yawnface

Yeah. Probably. If we exclude the ones you've started.

punk'n · 06-08-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

I hereby nominate this for least fascinating thread ever.

yawnface

MY keyring has 44 dildos, a gram of coke, an illegal passport, and my neighbors keys. So there.

dannyhatch · 06-08-2012, 11:42 AM

My keyring has the stolen hopes and dreams of a dozen Haitian children and a cumstained 1000 dollar bill.

dEadERest · 06-08-2012, 12:10 PM

Haitian children dream?

. . stupids

DWarrior · 06-08-2012, 12:10 PM

I just have keys. My quads barely fit into my jeans as it is, so I can't have anything extra in my pockets, or it bulks out and/or pokes me.

picard102 · 06-08-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

ignition key for dad's truck, ignition key for mom's car

Huh? As opposed to the glove box keys?

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