What's your sign?

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by Ant-LOX

Aquarius. Although the signs are pure silliness. Every single description is so vauge that I wonder why people bother with them.

Yes, I often wonder why the computation of 13 planets and all of their possible squares and conjuncts are so often thrown out the window in favor of the sun sign. Must have something to do with the 30 second attention span.

[Chronicle615]

Capricorn power!!! WOOT-WOOT!!!

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Scorpio.

People love to make jokes about my parents getting busy on Valentine's Day...

...but, I get to make the following joke(s):

1. HA! I was born 2 months premature! I spent months on breathing tubes just trying to stay alive! HA! HA!

2. I don't know my real dad! HA! HA!

3. I'm NOT joking about any of the above! HA! HA!

...Sucka(s)!

I have zero recollection of posting that...which makes the fact that I was going to post something super similar all that more awesome.

Sucka(s)!

Originally Posted by bithead

You earned your Scorpio far more than I did.

[iheartnihilism]

Libra. Don't mistake me got someone who believes any of that horoscope shit, but I find it funny that friends of mine who do in-depth horoscope shot have told me libra's:
1) love doing shit to excess, especially food and drink
2) have trouble making decisions
3) are really turned on by ass stuff
4) are pretty smart
Cause that's totally me. But I don't believe that being born in Oct (and Sept) make you into assplay and booze. Cause that's kinda ridiculous.

[aunt_helen]

[fallingwindows]

Originally Posted by punk'n

I'm a Leo.

With my Farrah-do mane and dislike of the sidelines, I too am a Leo.

Leo Traits

Positive Traits
• Generous and warmhearted • Creative and enthusiastic • Broad-minded and expansive • Faithful and loving

Negative Traits
• Pompous and patronizing • Bossy and interfering • Dogmatic and intolerant

[typicallistener]

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