What Up
My Name is Lance.. I am new.. I'm 22.. I work in a Zoo..
Seriously exuse the rhymes. I'm a Zoologist for Como Zoo in St. Paul Minnesota So whats up people.. Whats crack a lacking here? |
FUUUUUUUUCCKK YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
And welcome to the forums. |
What's it like working for a zoo? Do you get to hang out with the animals and shit? that sounds awesome. I bet it would be cool to hang out with bears
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Do you spray CK's Obsession on the guard rails to attract animals?
Fuck you. |
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We don't spray Calvin Klein though.. It doesn't work as well as the real pheromone spray we use at this particular Zoo which is State funded..
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FUUUUUUCK You!!!
However I have to wonder what the point is of you introducing yourself. I hope you share pics of dead animals, you have access to those fucked up stories. You"re the perfect KATG fan |
do you ever work nights at the zoo? what kind of things do you think about when its just you and a giraffe, basking in the pale moonlight while it glistens off of your strong and elegant bodies? do you ever feel like in that moment your two souls are joined as one, like you share a heartbeat in that moment? In that timeless instance when your bodies are intertwined, with no one watching but a pen of gazelles loping in a passionate heat, that this might just be love? does society agree...do you even care?
god you live an enticing and mysterious life, fuck what anyone thinks about your love, the only thing that matters is that you know what your feeling is real. shine on you crazy diamond |
Fuck you buddy. Can I have a panda?
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