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Old 09-21-2006, 10:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The guy gets fucking skewered on this gigantic 3-foot long horse cock, and then bleeds to death before they can get him to the hospital. Well, I guess the police do some investigating, probably trying to figure out why there was fur and hay attached to all the blood on this dude’s ass, and they eventually trace everything back to this farm where they find hundreds of videos of guy’s getting fucked by horses, including the dead guy.
Apparently he had gotten fucked by horses many times and never had a problem. It was just this one last pushy horse that did him in. See, I guess the key to safely getting fucked in the ass by a horse, is that you can’t let the horse stick it all the way in.
You can see in the video where this guy’s friend is guiding the horse’s cock into his ass, and tries to hold the middle of it with his fist to stop it from going in too deep, sort of like how chicks do when they’re giving head to keep from gagging.
Shockingly, this giant horse cock goes into this dude’s butt hole with no resistance whatsoever.
Obviously, this wasn’t his first rodeo. (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself there)
The horse allows the guy to hold his full thrust back for exactly 3 seconds, and then just takes over and lunges into this guys ass, balls deep.

It is EASILY the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen in my fucking life.
You see this fucking enormous horse cock, and then you see the size of this dude’s body, then you see the enormous horse cock disappear in this dude’s ass, and then you do the math.
There’s just no fucking way everything is going to be OK.
The guy makes a groan that can only be described as a combination of the sounds that you would make if you were taking a massive shit, while at the same time getting kicked in the balls, and punched in the throat.
The best part about it is that his friend asks him several times “Too much?”
Ummm… what the fuck do you think?

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Old 09-21-2006, 10:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The suicide scene in "Full Metal Jacket" will do for that, thanks.
What, this one?

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Old 09-21-2006, 10:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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What, this one?

That was acting. Mikey, you got me on that one. Thanks, you're a sick fuck.
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Old 09-21-2006, 10:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
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If that video disturbed savimbi, and if mikey posted it, there is no fucking fucking way in this lifetime that i am ever watching this.
I second this decision and welcome Mikey back to his sick old missed self!
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:10 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I watched I will not ever forget, ever. Horrible
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Damn my curiousity. Oh shit....I think I am going to be sick....
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:40 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:29 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I caved.

Curiosity killed the Kanga, and satisfaction by no means brought it back.
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