why didn't god have a daughter?

Mikey · 10-14-2009, 04:32 AM

hmmmm???

why did he only have a son? jesus.

seems kinda sexist to me

thepetek · 10-14-2009, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

hmmmm???

why did he only have a son? jesus.

seems kinda sexist to me

Perhaps he did, and she doesn't waste her time with losers like us. Or perhaps he will, he just hasn't found the right woman yet.

Cart Horse · 10-14-2009, 06:10 AM

That God IS sexist.

NobleRot · 10-14-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

hmmmm???

why did he only have a son?

Why do you assume God is a he?

seems kinda sexist to me

FreshGhetto · 10-14-2009, 07:35 AM

Arguing about this is like arguing how many friends Peter Pan had.

It's just a story, it isn't real.

....but for the sake of argument, considering how much sexist material is in the old testament, god would have seemed rather weak if he would have produced a daughter. Especially presuming that she would have super powers like Jesus. That's the last thing those people would have wanted.

Junkenstein · 10-14-2009, 07:42 AM

Jesus existed but he wasnt the son of god, he was just a good talker with a big ego.

And i bet that somewhere somehow at least one girl has said that she was the daughter of the goddess. Actually there are religions where only women are involved. There are black gods, asian gods, indian gods....

But no midget god. Now that's discriminatory. Why the little people have no god?

CuriousKlepto · 10-14-2009, 08:18 AM

Umm, hello, we're all God's children. Jesus isn't the only kid God had, he's just the only one who was an egotistical asshole about it, what with his "Look at me, I can walk on water" bullshit. Big deal, I can turn wine into ammonia, you don't see me going around and preaching, do you?

Grapist · 10-14-2009, 08:37 AM

LAWL!!

Junkenstein · 10-14-2009, 08:44 AM

KLEPTO FOR JESUS! KLEPTO FOR JESUS!

YES! WE! CAN!

marina · 10-14-2009, 08:51 AM

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But no midget god. Now that's discriminatory. Why the little people have no god?

Bes, the dwarf God of women, children, sex and good things.

Bes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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