why didn't god have a daughter?

Junkenstein · 10-14-2009, 09:03 AM

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Bes, the dwarf God of women, children, sex and good things.

Bes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Hm. Thanks. Egyptian, huh. But it says that it was a protector of motherhood and households.

I was wondering if people born as midget ever had a deity for their own "kind". Like a midget god protector of midget people.

CuriousKlepto · 10-14-2009, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Junkenstein

Hm. Thanks. Egyptian, huh. But it says that it was a protector of motherhood and households.

I was wondering if people born as midget ever had a deity for their own "kind". Like a midget god protector of midget people.

They do now! I'm offically becoming the deity for Midgets and the vertically challenged. Done!

marina · 10-14-2009, 09:39 AM

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They do now! I'm offically becoming the deity for Midgets and the vertically challenged. Done!

I'll notify the LPA. I'm sure they'll be overjoyed.

CuriousKlepto · 10-14-2009, 09:59 AM

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I'll notify the LPA. I'm sure they'll be overjoyed.

They will be, for eons they've need a god of their own. Someone to stand up for them, when their standing height isn't enough. Someone to watch over them and make sure normal people don't mistake them for gnomes and toss them out of yards. A being that stops in the name of love, breaks hearts, and shakes your confidence daily. That deity shall be me, CuriousKlepto. From this day forth, all muchkins shall feel free to come to me(during normal business hours, of course. Excluding holidays and every other thursday.) and have me solve their tiny troubles for them, for that's what I was meant to do.

Mikey · 10-14-2009, 03:02 PM

wow. i barley remember posting this haha

CuriousKlepto · 10-14-2009, 03:05 PM

Really? It wasn't even twelve hours ago.

Junkenstein · 10-14-2009, 03:47 PM

Mikey's Mikey. he lives on mikey time. That what makes Mikey awesome.

william · 10-14-2009, 10:40 PM

Because of the zeitgeist.

John Galt · 12-24-2009, 07:38 AM

When I look at tropical storms, I know for certain that g_d is female.

picard102 · 12-24-2009, 12:24 PM

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When I look at tropical storms, I know for certain that god is female.

huh?

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