The Worst Thing You've Ever Done official thread.
 

What did you and why, just for shits and giggles or revenge?

And...GO!

1.I told a girl a loved her at a summer camp
2.Talked to her about 3 months after the camp
3.I got over works and stopped talking to her, with no explanation
4.Then, I deleted my facebook, so it looks even worst.
5.Just to drop the nuke of the pile of epic fails, I told her that I would start a gaming company but I never raised enough capital to start it.

So that's the worst thing I did, it was the first girl i've ever loved, so I was a noob.

I was drunk and after coming out of a club, I went up to a dude and grabbed his balls.At the time I thought this was funny and as part of the 'joke', I ran off really fast and accidentally sprinted face first into a lamp post.Realising how bad this was, I just got up, nose bleeding everywhere of course, and ran off home leaving my girlfriend standing there wondering what the fuck I was doing.

I still think it was pretty funny, but at the same time it stands out as probably the most embarrasing moment of my life so far.

I probably wasn't aware what I was doing, but I burnt down the back half of my house when I was 4. Battery + frying pan + stove.

I don't feel bad about it, but it seems like burning shit down is a big deal.

Well, I burned my friend's house down, and I did it on purpose :o

Fucking hell. Bebe is a badass. I'd ask how but I don't want you to burn me.

I can't beat Bebe. The worst thing I ever did was one time when I was having a fight with my brother I made fun of him because he was adopted. This was about 18 years ago and he's still kinda pissed about it.

I told a friend I had cancer but only because it was funny.

Oh I got another one. A friend of mine was wearing a hat that totally covered her hair and I said that it made her look like a cancer patient. She just started crying. I didn't know her mother was going through Chemotherapy.

Called my mom a prostitute when I was 6 not knowing what the word meant.

OHH actually this next one might be worse (considering I didn't know what the word meant in the first example):

Walking home from school with my scummy friends in gr7 or 8, I passed a not-so-pretty girl reading one of those girly mags (Seventeen or Self or whatever..) and I said, "Hey! Reading those magazines won't make you any better looking!!" Even my scumbag friends were like, "Dude that was soo mean!"
Man... I've never forgotten that to this day.

You must be Canadian.
Oh wait.
Shit.
:rolleyes:

Light treason.

Definitely not my worst thing, but I once dated a girl who thought my name was "Corey". Corey was my roommate and had met her at a bar one night, and he dared me to hang out with her since he had a girlfriend. The best part was when I "broke up" with her because she had lied to me about something trivial and she wrote me all these drippy letters apologizing for being dishonest with me.

WTF?

Yeah, we need that story Bebe.

Uh, please.

Don't set fire to me, it was Brian.

Okay, I'm not worried.

But the rest of the story would be nice.

i've stolen thousands of dollars from my parents

sure. that way

My parents stole thousands from me.

Umm, I broke up with a guy because I thought his eyes were too close together.
Oh and I cheated on him in Ireland.

We are SOO related.

Mom!?

I had my first boyfriend and after 3 months of dating he started getting very clingy and kinda pathetic. And I just stopped talking to him. I ignored his calls, I avoided him in the hallways at school, and just broke myself away from him. Worse, I had his class ring, which he gave to me on our third date (the start of the creep out) and he sent a mutual friend of ours to get it from me.

I still feel like a shit for it, and haven't seen him since.


Oh, and I've stolen tons of money from my parents over a long span of time. A $10 or a $20 here and there from their wallets every once and a while quickly adds up.

I let my ten year old brother drive my moms car then I lied about what happened after he crashed it. I also hooked up with my best friend's gf. A douche move but that was high school.

I once killed ten hobos in a series of murders. Then cooked them up and fed them to other hobos at soup kitchens. Oh and I clogged up my friends toilet once and blamed it on his roommate.

I'm 22 years old and I've been working on my BS since I graduated high school and I'm barely a sophomore. At this rate I'll be a senior in 2012.

listened to an episode of Whispered Pearls.... I still haven't gotten over that one....

When I was 16 or 17, I was fighting with my brother over something stupid that he was doing that was annoying me. I chased him upstairs where he tried to barricade himself in his room. I kicked the door in and punched him full in the throat.

He turned blue and fell over, and I thought I'd killed him. In my defence, I was intending to get him in the face, but he tried to dodge it. In a way, it was his fault.

I think the worst thing I've ever done is that I went tagging/wheat pasting with my friends and we didn't have anything to carry our gear in, so unthinkingly I grabbed a bag that my boyfriends mom had made and given me for Christmas out of my car and threw our paint, glue and paper in it. We went down a street I suggested, someone saw us, and called the cops. I had to chuck the bag in the bushes and my friend johnny ended up getting arrested anyway. So I show up at home at 2am on a Wednesday morning, johnny still has his cell phone so he's calling me frantic from holding and I can't help him, and on top of that I have to tell my boyfriend that his moms bag, that she made for me is evidence and we'll never see it again. That was about four years ago and not only do I still feel bad, he's still sore about it.

Far and away worst thing I ever did. A teacher who I liked a great deal and respect immensely taught the class right after lunch, I had just spent lunch with my freinds cracking assinine dead baby jokes. This teacher had lost a baby to sids three years prior and I was well aware. On walking into the class the teacher said something to me and I responded, without any thought of who I was talking too, with the punchline to a dead baby joke. He was quiet and we moved on immediately, but I have never been so ashamed.

Ugh. In high school I met a boy and dated him for about a month and a half before "letting him go" so I could make moves on his best friend and bandmate. Then I went behind the new boy and made out with the original one all summer long. It all came out and I broke both their hearts.

Then in college I did it again, to the original boy - we were making out and spending lots of drug time together, and I went for his roommate. He lost his shit, married and annulled a townie, and moved to Japan. I can't believe to this day how much advantage I took over that poor kid. Sorry, Andrew. :(

I steal things sometimes.

erm. you guys are dicks!

I'm sure I have something, I just don't keep these things on the top of my mind.

Yeah, right. We're on to you Vudell!

If thats the worse youve done i think you got a pretty safe when judgement arrives.

I was out in the town drinking with my friends when i dissapered with a girl i met without telling my friends leaving them to look for me all night thinking something might have happend.

I once got in a fight and bit a dudes ear off. Then I got in a fight with someone else a few months later and bit his nose half off. I shot my friend in the leg by accident, he still has a limp. Shit I know there is more I just cant think of any right now. Oh yeah the worst thing ever I listened to Dawn and Drew once. I swear it was only once though. I honestly wanted to kill myself for it luckily I found KATG and well I am still alive.

i think this one might trump my other lame ones...

we were at a bar one night getting all belligerent, and some dude standing outside the patio started talking shit to some girl (i think he was her ex or some shit) anyway the whole patio started picking on this guy. it was actually kind of pathetic, she was telling everyone he had a small dick and what not... so being the good guy that i am, i threw my cigarette at his shirt and spat on him. lol, for no fucking reason either... it was like i was finding a way to make the situation worse. he then asked me 'why did u do that?' and i said 'bc you touch yourself at night' or something equally random.

Four things come to mind:

Fucking a friend's girl
Breaking into the electric coin meter
Pissing on my mom's toothbrush when I was leaving home
Kicking a hen so hard it died

I feel worst about the last one. The first I can put down to drink and hormones, the second was down to desperation and literally not being able to feed myself, the third was... Well, gross. But I was very angry.

But the hen was just cruel. I was 14 and my mom and stepdad kept chickens. We'd have to feed them, and they'd run around you trying to get at it as you filled the trough. So I'd just knock them out of the way with my foot. This particular evening, something took hold of me, I dunno if it was a power thing or what. But I threw some grain down with the sole purpose of baiting a hen, and I booted the first one that ran for it.

It ran out the hatch and I thought it was okay, but five minutes or so later I looked over and it was in the run, clearly in shock and suffering. I remember I ran for my sister and pretended I'd found it like that and together we tried to comfort it, until it died and we buried it. I cried and my sister said, "and I thought you didn't care about them!"

To this day she's in the dark about the truth of that situation. I went vegetarian later that year.

The worse thing I ever done was cheating on my latest ex gf with the previous ex gf for a good 6 months. The only reason was because she had bigger boobs and sex was at least an hour long each time.

rubbed a wierd cream into my brothers eyes then he had to goto hospital. also i threw darts at him once, and one time when he was a baby i held his head under water to see if he could breathe as i belived babies could breathe under water. this all happend when i was a kid ofc :)

FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU and welcome to the forums, you sadist.