Would you be a pirate?

motownguy · 11-19-2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dina

If I can't shower I might have to take my vote back.

If I could Rape, plunder and shower I would still want to be a pirate.

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Originally Posted by Brend_duh

LOL Dina, that was my first thought.... sure Id be a pirate, but I get to have soap right?

Hmmmm ... the soapy lady pirates of KATG ... thar be a film in thar somewheres methinks ...

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Originally Posted by phooey

I had to say no... there just aren't enough girl pirates, and hopping aboard oil tankers and holding the crew for ransom just doesn't seem all that fun.

too much like Mad Max... it was cool movie, but not enough of the females for me to want to live in that world

too bad, you're gonna miss out on the soapy pirates

Lord of the Cock Rings · 11-19-2008, 01:48 PM

If I was from a country as poor and utterly fucked as Somalia, I'd definitely give the pirate lifestyle a go. I think it's the only profitable business over there.

However, hitting these big targets lately is going to take all the fun out of it as the navies of the world will soon be whipping the shit out of any and all suspected pirate vessels. I hope we get lotsa cnn and youtube footage......

Rock 'n' Rye · 11-19-2008, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Brend_duh

LOL Dina, that was my first thought.... sure Id be a pirate, but I get to have soap right?

Filthy Farmgirl Soap - Welcome

they sell a rum flavoured soap designed for pirates.

1969 · 11-19-2008, 04:37 PM

i just want the pointy had and frilly shirt. oooooh, and the sword thingy. that would be awesome.

motownguy · 11-19-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rock 'n' Rye

Filthy Farmgirl Soap - Welcome

they sell a rum flavoured soap designed for pirates.

too funny

seize the booty!

sephinflames · 11-19-2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by motownguy

too funny

seize the booty!

This is to make you smell so good your Pirate will eat you....

serial_x · 11-20-2008, 12:18 AM

No way! Ninjas are way cooler.

roxymodest · 11-20-2008, 05:03 AM

yeah. why the fuck not?

Sokkratez · 11-22-2008, 07:54 AM

The wanton raping and murdering is pretty appealing.

talley · 11-22-2008, 11:09 AM

Voted for all of them because I can.

View Poll Results: Would you be a pirate
Yes!	27	34.18%
No!	21	26.58%
Old style pirate only.	27	34.18%
Modern pirate only.	14	17.72%
No, but I'd like to be captured by pirates.	6	7.59%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 79. You may not vote on this poll

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Lord of the Cock Rings Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: a small dark room in a basement on an isthmus Posts: 2,204	If I was from a country as poor and utterly fucked as Somalia, I'd definitely give the pirate lifestyle a go. I think it's the only profitable business over there. However, hitting these big targets lately is going to take all the fun out of it as the navies of the world will soon be whipping the shit out of any and all suspected pirate vessels. I hope we get lotsa cnn and youtube footage......
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11-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
1969 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: in Diana's kitchen, buried under a mountain of scorn and blue sprinkles. Posts: 666	i just want the pointy had and frilly shirt. oooooh, and the sword thingy. that would be awesome.
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11-20-2008, 12:18 AM	#17 (permalink)
serial_x Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,752	No way! Ninjas are way cooler.
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roxymodest Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines (y'know the south of Spain) Posts: 2,407	yeah. why the fuck not?
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Sokkratez Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 314	The wanton raping and murdering is pretty appealing.
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talley Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chicago burbs. Posts: 185	Voted for all of them because I can.
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