Would you rather?

Nickfromcali · 09-12-2010, 03:23 PM

Guys : be told by your significant other that your horrible in bed or that you hace a small penis.

Gals: be told that your horrible in bed or that you have a loose vagina?

typicallistener · 09-12-2010, 03:29 PM

If I'm great in bed then who cares what size my penis is.

EastTexas · 09-12-2010, 04:06 PM

Weird hypothetical, going with the statistical average, I'm right on par. So if she said it was small, well yeah, it's not huge, it's average.
On the other side. I'd hate to hear I'm bad in bed at any size. I don't even want to hear, your penis is average and you are average in bed.

picard102 · 09-12-2010, 04:18 PM

I dunno, this seems a bit silly. Figure you'd be able to learn how to be better if you have a huge cock. A huge cock in itself probably makes up for 40% of the action anyways.

Luckily, I'm hung like something with a giant dick, and am great in bed. HAH HAH Losers.

Blitzgal · 09-12-2010, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by picard102

A huge cock in itself probably makes up for 40% of the action anyways.

True dat. And almost everyone has hands.

fluxquanta · 09-12-2010, 04:36 PM

I picked small penis and a really tight vagina. Hopefully that's the correct answer.

madisonyrskull · 09-12-2010, 05:43 PM

what if I have huge balls and a small vag? do i win?

DudeEMETIB · 09-12-2010, 05:48 PM

I picked all of the options.

Junkenstein · 09-13-2010, 08:55 AM

Option 1 doesnt make sense. You cannot be good in bed if you have a small penis. No matter how good you use it, it has to be of at least average size.

Space Indaver · 09-13-2010, 09:08 AM

Note to self, never sleep with Junk.

View Poll Results: Would you rather...
small penis but great in bed.	40	67.80%
average-large penis and horrible in bed	13	22.03%
loose vagina	7	11.86%
tight vagina but horrible in bed	10	16.95%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

09-12-2010, 03:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nickfromcali Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: torrance, Ca. Posts: 43	Would you rather? Guys : be told by your significant other that your horrible in bed or that you hace a small penis. Gals: be told that your horrible in bed or that you have a loose vagina?
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09-12-2010, 03:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
typicallistener Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,293	If I'm great in bed then who cares what size my penis is.
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09-12-2010, 04:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	Weird hypothetical, going with the statistical average, I'm right on par. So if she said it was small, well yeah, it's not huge, it's average. On the other side. I'd hate to hear I'm bad in bed at any size. I don't even want to hear, your penis is average and you are average in bed.
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09-12-2010, 04:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
picard102 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 2,949	I dunno, this seems a bit silly. Figure you'd be able to learn how to be better if you have a huge cock. A huge cock in itself probably makes up for 40% of the action anyways. Luckily, I'm hung like something with a giant dick, and am great in bed. HAH HAH Losers.
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09-12-2010, 04:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
fluxquanta Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,122	I picked small penis and a really tight vagina. Hopefully that's the correct answer.
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madisonyrskull Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 91	what if I have huge balls and a small vag? do i win?
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DudeEMETIB Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,599	I picked all of the options.
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09-13-2010, 08:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Junkenstein Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Northern Italy (No Guidos Here) Posts: 6,784	Option 1 doesnt make sense. You cannot be good in bed if you have a small penis. No matter how good you use it, it has to be of at least average size.
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Space Indaver Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 323	Note to self, never sleep with Junk.
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