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The Living Dead · 04-06-2009, 12:56 PM

The first thing I do if someone asks me "asl" is accuse them of being a pedophile. Some Brazilian actually got really defensive over it.

quauth · 04-06-2009, 01:51 PM

Stranger: hello.
You: i passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today...
You: my ratio is looking up
Stranger: aha..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't think I was taken seriously, but it was all true... sad.
I've had my fun for the day.

...and some more:

Stranger: hey
You: i passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today...
You: my ratio is looking up.
Stranger: heh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: I passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today...
You: My ratio is looking up.
Stranger: ew
You: I'm hoping to break 1:2 by sundown.
You: Any advice?
Stranger: not really
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lame.

the1thepwnly · 04-06-2009, 03:51 PM

You: hi

Stranger: HI

You: how are you

Stranger: delicious

You: do you taste like snoz berries

Stranger: wow not very friendly, are we?

Stranger: bye

someone has never seen willy wonka

AiNE · 04-06-2009, 07:49 PM

wow best friend.. i rekon you made that guy cry :P

skizzbot · 04-06-2009, 09:37 PM

Stranger: there's not much to like about this place
You: That may be true.
You: It sure beats boredom
You: Possibly.
Stranger: why do you come here?
You: Why do any of us come here?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: That make no difference.
You: I beat a hobo with a 14" double dong dildo today.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Malcolm Is Moore · 04-06-2009, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skizzbot

You: I beat a hobo with a 14" double dong dildo today.

He was that hobo.

skizzbot · 04-06-2009, 09:51 PM

I dedicate this to Rachel:

You: Grrrr
Stranger: AHHHH!!!
You: I AM A BEAR!
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: god help me
You: I will eat your face!
Stranger: why?
You: Well.... umm... that's what bears do?
Stranger: Not if they're really hungry
You: We eat faces
Stranger: you eat feces!?
You: OH SNAP!
You: But yes. Yes we do.
Stranger: I disagree
Stranger: you see. I met a bear recently.
You: HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT ME! I AM A BEAR!
You: I don't believe you.
You: Was it Jim?
You: That guys a dick.
Stranger: Phil, actually
You: Oh, Phil is okay.
Stranger: he said the same thing about Jim
You: I know, right?!
Stranger: I KNOW
Stranger: what a dick
You: You got that right.
You: Are you a bear?
Stranger: No. I'm a squirrel.
You: I find it hard to believe you met Phil and you still have a face.
Stranger: Phils pretty cool once you get to know him
Stranger: we wen't fishing
Stranger: went*
Stranger: wtf apostrophe!?
You: Yeah, that sounds like Phil alright.
You: Always fishing. Always eating faces...
You: Bear like those things.
Stranger: Why faces though?
Stranger: not very meaty
You: Because it's fucking brutal! And bears are brutal!
You: You ever see a polar bear bite the head off a seal?!
You: It's insane!!
Stranger: Not all bears are brutal
Stranger: koala bears
Stranger: pandas
You: Yeah, those pussies in the circus too.
Stranger: giraffes
You: My panda brethren are brutal as hell.
You: And giraffes are BARELY bears.
You: Wait a minute.
Stranger: gorillas
Stranger: chipmunks
You: I get the feeling you know nothing of bears!!
You: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!!
Stranger: I'm not mocking you
Stranger: I'm a fucking scientist
Stranger: I knoes mah sheet
You: I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING SCIENTIST FACE!!!! LET'S SEE YOU GROW THAT BACK IN A LAB YOU SHAMPOO-TESTING SON OF A BITCH!!
You have disconnected.

skizzbot · 04-06-2009, 10:29 PM

Holy christ, this site is pure gold. This one is a bit long, but lifechanging nonetheless...

Stranger: yes!
Stranger: thats absolutely correct.
You: I agree!
Stranger: let us celebrate our success!
You: commence party!
Stranger: ale and whores for everyoone!!!
You: Sounds like a plan! Success is sweet! Oh so sweet!
Stranger: too sweet. i have diabeetus.
Stranger: i must have an insulin party for a moment!
Stranger: >.> <.< >.>!
You: Luckily for you I have a walrus mustache, thus know all about the diabeetus
Stranger: excelent. i am running low on supplies, i fear i may not make it through the long winter. advice?
You: Did you know it's caused by tiny demons living in your blood cells? And that it can be overcome with sheer willpower?!
Stranger: *lights all medicines on fire*
Stranger: sweet!
You: YES! WELL DONE!
Stranger: im gonna start eating the bible!!!
Stranger: demons hate the bible!
You: Now all you must do is concentrate!
Stranger: >_<
You: Yes, eat that bible!
Stranger: oh god, jesus is so delicious!
Stranger: i can feel the diabetus fading...
Stranger: thank you walrus face man!! youre the best!
You: Yes! Jesus tastes like tangy salsa! We all know this as fact!
You: You are now cured.
Stranger: speaking of tangy salsa
Stranger: how do you feel about lenoard nemoy's salsa consumption?
You: It's far too low.
You: I'm concerned for his low salsa intake
Stranger: Welcome to the Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation's home page & language selection (LNSEMSF)
Stranger: we must do something
Stranger: we arent the only ones!
Stranger: we must beam salsa into his face.
You: Yes! Beam it directly into his Vulcan facehole! Where's that fat Scottish one with the machines?!
You: Yes... yes you! Beam salsa directly into Nemoy's face
You: No, his mouth you fool!
You: That's better
You: The Nemoy seems pleased.
You: I think we're safe for now.
Stranger: this has been a success!
You: All is well and there is peace on Earth.
Stranger: >.> <.<
Stranger: COMMENSE PARTY!
You: I commend you for your bravery.
You: /armdance
You: /armdance
You: /armdance
Stranger: ah, twas you who commanded the fat one with such meaning
You: This is quite enjoyable.
Stranger: myes
You: I must go.
Stranger: you will be missed
You: But I will never forget this encounter
Stranger: never.
You: AWAAAAAAAAaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..........
You have disconnected.

m0o0op · 04-07-2009, 04:00 AM

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You: You seem fun.
You: haha
Stranger:

You: that was awesome.
Stranger: its funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MaH112 · 04-07-2009, 08:47 AM

You: ahoy
Stranger: aloha
You: whats kicking?
Stranger: wer u from d00d?
You: germany. n u? lemme guess, not from spell-town...huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: ahoy
Stranger: hello
You: whats kicking?
Stranger: I want to kill you.
You: oh perfect. that makes two of us
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

04-06-2009, 12:56 PM	#91 (permalink)
The Living Dead Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Bumfuck, Ohio Posts: 179	The first thing I do if someone asks me "asl" is accuse them of being a pedophile. Some Brazilian actually got really defensive over it.
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04-06-2009, 01:51 PM	#92 (permalink)
quauth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: upstateish Posts: 136	Stranger: hello. You: i passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today... You: my ratio is looking up Stranger: aha.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I don't think I was taken seriously, but it was all true... sad. I've had my fun for the day. ...and some more: Stranger: hey You: i passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today... You: my ratio is looking up. Stranger: heh Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: I passed eight used condoms and fourteen chicken wing bones on the sidewalk today... You: My ratio is looking up. Stranger: ew You: I'm hoping to break 1:2 by sundown. You: Any advice? Stranger: not really Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lame. Last edited by quauth; 04-06-2009 at 02:02 PM. Reason: update
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04-06-2009, 03:51 PM	#93 (permalink)
the1thepwnly Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 306	You: hi Stranger: HI You: how are you Stranger: delicious You: do you taste like snoz berries Stranger: wow not very friendly, are we? Stranger: bye someone has never seen willy wonka
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04-06-2009, 07:49 PM	#94 (permalink)
AiNE Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: melbourne, aussiland Posts: 257	wow best friend.. i rekon you made that guy cry :P
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04-06-2009, 09:37 PM	#95 (permalink)
skizzbot Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 582	Stranger: there's not much to like about this place You: That may be true. You: It sure beats boredom You: Possibly. Stranger: why do you come here? You: Why do any of us come here? Stranger: where are you from? You: That make no difference. You: I beat a hobo with a 14" double dong dildo today. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04-06-2009, 09:51 PM	#97 (permalink)
skizzbot Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 582	I dedicate this to Rachel: You: Grrrr Stranger: AHHHH!!! You: I AM A BEAR! Stranger: HOLY FUCK Stranger: god help me You: I will eat your face! Stranger: why? You: Well.... umm... that's what bears do? Stranger: Not if they're really hungry You: We eat faces Stranger: you eat feces!? You: OH SNAP! You: But yes. Yes we do. Stranger: I disagree Stranger: you see. I met a bear recently. You: HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT ME! I AM A BEAR! You: I don't believe you. You: Was it Jim? You: That guys a dick. Stranger: Phil, actually You: Oh, Phil is okay. Stranger: he said the same thing about Jim You: I know, right?! Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: what a dick You: You got that right. You: Are you a bear? Stranger: No. I'm a squirrel. You: I find it hard to believe you met Phil and you still have a face. Stranger: Phils pretty cool once you get to know him Stranger: we wen't fishing Stranger: went* Stranger: wtf apostrophe!? You: Yeah, that sounds like Phil alright. You: Always fishing. Always eating faces... You: Bear like those things. Stranger: Why faces though? Stranger: not very meaty You: Because it's fucking brutal! And bears are brutal! You: You ever see a polar bear bite the head off a seal?! You: It's insane!! Stranger: Not all bears are brutal Stranger: koala bears Stranger: pandas You: Yeah, those pussies in the circus too. Stranger: giraffes You: My panda brethren are brutal as hell. You: And giraffes are BARELY bears. You: Wait a minute. Stranger: gorillas Stranger: chipmunks You: I get the feeling you know nothing of bears!! You: HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!! Stranger: I'm not mocking you Stranger: I'm a fucking scientist Stranger: I knoes mah sheet You: I WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING SCIENTIST FACE!!!! LET'S SEE YOU GROW THAT BACK IN A LAB YOU SHAMPOO-TESTING SON OF A BITCH!! You have disconnected. __________________ *"I hate everyone equally..."* Holy shit, awesome: www.heavymetalgeek.com Holy shit, I'm in a band: www.reverbnation.com/caligarimetal Stupid, stupid shit I say: www.twitter.com/skizzbot Last edited by skizzbot; 04-06-2009 at 09:56 PM.
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04-06-2009, 10:29 PM	#98 (permalink)
skizzbot Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 582	Holy christ, this site is pure gold. This one is a bit long, but lifechanging nonetheless... Stranger: yes! Stranger: thats absolutely correct. You: I agree! Stranger: let us celebrate our success! You: commence party! Stranger: ale and whores for everyoone!!! You: Sounds like a plan! Success is sweet! Oh so sweet! Stranger: too sweet. i have diabeetus. Stranger: i must have an insulin party for a moment! Stranger: >.> <.< >.>! You: Luckily for you I have a walrus mustache, thus know all about the diabeetus Stranger: excelent. i am running low on supplies, i fear i may not make it through the long winter. advice? You: Did you know it's caused by tiny demons living in your blood cells? And that it can be overcome with sheer willpower?! Stranger: lights all medicines on fire Stranger: sweet! You: YES! WELL DONE! Stranger: im gonna start eating the bible!!! Stranger: demons hate the bible! You: Now all you must do is concentrate! Stranger: >_< You: Yes, eat that bible! Stranger: oh god, jesus is so delicious! Stranger: i can feel the diabetus fading... Stranger: thank you walrus face man!! youre the best! You: Yes! Jesus tastes like tangy salsa! We all know this as fact! You: You are now cured. Stranger: speaking of tangy salsa Stranger: how do you feel about lenoard nemoy's salsa consumption? You: It's far too low. You: I'm concerned for his low salsa intake Stranger: Welcome to the Leonard Nimoy Should Eat More Salsa Foundation's home page & language selection (LNSEMSF) Stranger: we must do something Stranger: we arent the only ones! Stranger: we must beam salsa into his face. You: Yes! Beam it directly into his Vulcan facehole! Where's that fat Scottish one with the machines?! You: Yes... yes you! Beam salsa directly into Nemoy's face You: No, his mouth you fool! You: That's better You: The Nemoy seems pleased. You: I think we're safe for now. Stranger: this has been a success! You: All is well and there is peace on Earth. Stranger: >.> <.< Stranger: COMMENSE PARTY! You: I commend you for your bravery. You: /armdance You: /armdance You: /armdance Stranger: ah, twas you who commanded the fat one with such meaning You: This is quite enjoyable. Stranger: myes You: I must go. Stranger: you will be missed You: But I will never forget this encounter Stranger: never. You: AWAAAAAAAAaaaaaayyyyyyyyy.......... You have disconnected.
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04-07-2009, 04:00 AM	#99 (permalink)
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04-07-2009, 08:47 AM	#100 (permalink)
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