www.omegle.com

[lissabunnie]

You: hello!
Stranger: i can get you killed
Stranger: im from the mafia
Stranger: my name is vito
You: hi vito!
Stranger: whats your name
Stranger: if you are russian, youre dead
You: Good thing I'm not russian!
Stranger: you are a woman
Stranger: i couldnt hurt a woman
You: That's good.
Stranger: we mobsters have dignity
Stranger: i couldnt
Stranger: unless she was a criminal
Stranger: are you a criminal?
You: of course not!
Stranger: if you are, you are dead
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: dont get yourself into the crime
You: Yeah, I know better than that.
Stranger: im in because i was born in a criminal family
Stranger: but you have a bright future ahead
You: Yes I do! I'm going to be a lawyer.
Stranger: maybe you will defend me
Stranger: im a fucking lunatic, i gotta tell you
You: That's nice
Stranger: my men killed a guy yesterday
Stranger: because he looked bad at me
Stranger: you cant look bad at me
Stranger: or i have you killed too

...I know what my friends and I are gonna do during our Party! Super Party! sleepovers!

[AiNE]

uhh... sorry liss.. that was me HAHAHAH! fucking lols!

i got sick of the ahoy thing.. i also pretended i was a coke head

You: ahoy
Stranger: hey
You: how r u?
Stranger: i am good how r u?
You: fucking great man
You: i just snorted like 5 lines
You: im totally popping
Stranger: thats awesome
You: i know
You: its like
You: the room in just turning
You: its liek OWOW
Stranger: wow
You: and like sheena was all like, thats way too much
You: but its like NO WAY!
You: and then she was cut cause i used her bill
You: bollucks to her man
You: BOLLUCKS
Stranger: yep thats right
Stranger: u tell her
You: i did
Stranger: good
You: i fucking popped her one man
Stranger: thats great
You: cant have bitches stepping out of line liek that
Stranger: no ur so right man
You: she got what she deserved man
Stranger: i bet she did
You: she totally did
You: and then she was begging me to stop
You: and then i remembered the coke man
You: and it was awesome man
You: it was like
You: the purest stuff on the planet
Stranger: awesome
You: i know man
You: i know
You: and then the music was just like POPPING
You: and i was like yeah man yeah
Stranger: it was popping
Stranger: cool man
You: i know man
You: so cool man
You: then i got bored man
Stranger: awesome man
You: and i found this man
Stranger: bored man?
You: yeah bored
Stranger: this is awesome man
You: not much to do when your popping man
Stranger: watchout for the perverts man
Stranger: they want to get u man
You: they want to get me?
Stranger: theyll get u good man
You: what they do
You: fuck them
You: il get them man
You: ill fuck them up[
Stranger: ull get them
Stranger: awesome man
You: i got freinds man

sorry!

[Geith and the Kirl]

The stranger is so patient

[AiNE]

haha i know, i got bored and disconnected after that

[Geith and the Kirl]

Originally Posted by AiNE

haha i know, i got bored and disconnected after that

"You: cant have bitches stepping out of line liek that
Stranger: no ur so right man"

Very nice.

Having this long chat with some fucked up guy, he's really opening up to me. Talking about how he used to burn shit as a child. Internet's a strange place.

[AiNE]

post post post :P

[Geith and the Kirl]

On a slightly diff. site, but same idea:

Blah blah blah....

jack: i went out and beat up a bunch of muslems
jack: im not proud of that
jack: after 911
jack: in canada
Joseph: fuck
jack: i hit this guy so hard he went down
jack: in one swing
jack: i dont know how i did it
jack: then i got a baseball bat
jack: and put nails in it
jack: peed on it
jack: and hit some dudes with it
Joseph: ur jokin
jack: no
jack: im serious
jack: i was pissed
jack: i had serious anger problems
jack: my parents got divorced a few years before
jack: never got over it till a few years ago
Joseph: shit
jack: i was at this pizzaria once
jack: some jerkoff took the last plane slice
jack: so i hit him over the head with this little glass bottle
jack: violence is bad
Joseph: yeah.
Joseph: did you get in trouble?
jack: not really
jack: cause i was young
jack: i was barely in my teens
jack: so they didnt put me in jail
jack: instead consuling
jack: probation sorta
jack: didnt help at all
Joseph: mustve helped a bit
jack: nah
jack: i hate talking about feelings
jack: when i felt bad as a kid
jack: i would make fires
jack: something about the flames
jack: that made me feel good
jack: adn then the fire trucks would come
jack: and i would watch
jack: them put the fire out
Joseph: big fires then?
jack: sometimes
jack: i mean if i saw somethign cool
jack: i would
jack: whatever nearby that would burn
jack: i was a horrible kid
jack: have you ever seen a car burn
Joseph: no. i gues you hv?
jack: yeah
jack: really hot
jack: really scary
Joseph: i guess so.
jack: they dont go out
jack: metal starts melting
Joseph: whose car?
Joseph: ?
jack: some dude who pissed me off
jack: ex GFs
Joseph: hav u stopped that sorta stuff now?
jack: yeah im reformed
jack: realized how much fun it is to build stuff
Joseph: good.

.... blah blah blah....

[Geith and the Kirl]

Reading over it, it increasingly sounds fake, actually...

Edit: But he seemed v. genuine. That quote was just a small section.

[AiNE]

yeah it does, but hey, its all for the lols!

[Geith and the Kirl]

Originally Posted by AiNE

yeah it does, but hey, its all for the lols!

Exactly. I'm having a swordfight with someone else at the moment.