xp may be a problem. (sexual)

unohisname · 04-19-2010, 08:21 PM

So I am talking to this girl and she likes me alot.I and she want me to be her man but I am not going to do that. And She is cuming over in about two days.And I like her a little but really I want to have sex with her.She is a real sexual person and has fucked a good number of guys.She is also 25 and I am only 20.I have only fucked 2 girls And (not many times)not because I couldn't only cuz I didn't choose to. And Choose to date a virgin for a year but now I want to get out there.She always talking about how guys don't please her and how she get mad about that and she wants to be fucked good.And how she done with teaching and just wants it done well. I am mostly sure that if she comes over we are going to fuck but I have not fucked many girls yet and want to do it well so she keep coming back for more of it.So what do you guys think I should do?

golgi body · 04-19-2010, 08:29 PM

Spit on her.

unohisname · 04-19-2010, 08:32 PM

lol she might like it.I she likes her hair pulled and freak shit

marina · 04-19-2010, 10:00 PM

She wants to get fucked right, but she doesn't want to teach anyone how to do it? She sounds like a stupid whore.

Every person is different, every person has different preferences and sensitivities. You can't just float through dicks hoping for one to magically fuck you right. That's a dummy move. If she can't ask for what she wants, she doesn't deserve to have it.

Make her tell you how she wants it. You can make it hot, but don't just go groping around, you'll like even more of an amateur than you actually are.

Use condoms. Lots of condoms.

starfalsh · 04-19-2010, 11:42 PM

please learn to type coherent sentences

BrianAlt · 04-20-2010, 07:53 AM

What?

King of Assholes · 04-20-2010, 07:57 AM

You should go back to 7th or 8th grade, work your way back through high school, then come back in 6 years and try this again.

Mandias · 04-20-2010, 10:52 AM

Have you tried re-installing your video drivers?

Nettie-poo · 04-20-2010, 10:53 AM

Watch a lot of porn. It sounds funny or weird, but if you honestly watch the techniques you can learn things.

*two cents*

evadwolrab · 04-20-2010, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandias

Have you tried re-installing your video drivers?

Actual LOL.

04-19-2010, 08:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
unohisname Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Norfolk,VA Posts: 167	xp may be a problem. (sexual) So I am talking to this girl and she likes me alot.I and she want me to be her man but I am not going to do that. And She is cuming over in about two days.And I like her a little but really I want to have sex with her.She is a real sexual person and has fucked a good number of guys.She is also 25 and I am only 20.I have only fucked 2 girls And (not many times)not because I couldn't only cuz I didn't choose to. And Choose to date a virgin for a year but now I want to get out there.She always talking about how guys don't please her and how she get mad about that and she wants to be fucked good.And how she done with teaching and just wants it done well. I am mostly sure that if she comes over we are going to fuck but I have not fucked many girls yet and want to do it well so she keep coming back for more of it.So what do you guys think I should do? __________________ 2012 KATGuh award winner! http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.p...3389929&ref=nf KATG TOP 10 Hottest guy 2011! (Deandre) Now Unohisname Tattoo #74
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04-19-2010, 08:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
golgi body Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 866	Spit on her.
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unohisname Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Norfolk,VA Posts: 167	lol she might like it.I she likes her hair pulled and freak shit
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marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	She wants to get fucked right, but she doesn't want to teach anyone how to do it? She sounds like a stupid whore. Every person is different, every person has different preferences and sensitivities. You can't just float through dicks hoping for one to magically fuck you right. That's a dummy move. If she can't ask for what she wants, she doesn't deserve to have it. Make her tell you how she wants it. You can make it hot, but don't just go groping around, you'll like even more of an amateur than you actually are. Use condoms. Lots of condoms. __________________ I Love Lard Podcast http://www.ilovelard.com www.twitter.com/marinaisgo Click here to read my text blog
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starfalsh Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 78	please learn to type coherent sentences
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King of Assholes Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: DC Posts: 684	You should go back to 7th or 8th grade, work your way back through high school, then come back in 6 years and try this again.
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Nettie-poo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Ithaca, NY Posts: 167	Watch a lot of porn. It sounds funny or weird, but if you honestly watch the techniques you can learn things. two cents
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