You and Yourself Ten Years Ago

Incognito · 04-09-2010, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Quintessential Loser

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First I would kick 17 year-old self in the balls, yell "QUIT BEING SUCH A PUSSY!" then kick me in the stomach.

I deserved it.

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draekz · 04-09-2010, 11:37 PM

28. I would have told my 18 year old self to join the military, not going partying first and getting into that car accident...

kissmisskate · 04-09-2010, 11:51 PM

I would my 12 year old self to never doubt herself, and never allow the doubt of others to affect her. And then we'd probably bake together and listen to KISS FM.

banger316 · 04-10-2010, 02:26 AM

Well i am 28 now so i would tell 18 year old me to calm the fuck down, and not take life so seriously. I was such a uptight bible thumping prick back in the day. I read one of my diary's the other day from when i was a teenager, and i cringed so bad at the level of childlike douchbaggery, and anal retentiveness.

sickeh · 04-10-2010, 04:12 AM

I'm 28 as well, I would tell 18 year old me to get a motorcycle license instead of a car's, and to go to art school instead of IT straight away. And to get out more, and to hang on to that girl.

gumby013 · 04-10-2010, 04:41 AM

I would have told 20 year old me to move away from the sticks.

evadwolrab · 04-10-2010, 04:46 AM

24. 14 year old me needs to know:

Life isn't all about finding a wife and being in love - it's about getting drunk, Playstation and zombie comics.

I'm still trying to teach myself that.

lattaland · 04-10-2010, 10:00 AM

I probably wouldn't have listened to my future self anyway.

Station · 04-10-2010, 10:03 AM

27. My 17 year old self needs to know this:

1. Yes, asshole, she does like you.

2. Things are about to go to fucking hell. Stay calm, Corey is your friend. Trust him implicitly and no one else. Things work out in the end and you end up in a really good place at 26-27. that brings me to..

3. Lose some weight fatty, its the last thing holding you back. oh, and dont start smoking, EVER! (pot is ok)

Ant-LOX · 04-10-2010, 02:02 PM

15 year me. Well, I'd tell him to take up photography earlier.

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banger316 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Mesa, AZ Posts: 237	Back in the day Well i am 28 now so i would tell 18 year old me to calm the fuck down, and not take life so seriously. I was such a uptight bible thumping prick back in the day. I read one of my diary's the other day from when i was a teenager, and i cringed so bad at the level of childlike douchbaggery, and anal retentiveness.
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sickeh Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2	I'm 28 as well, I would tell 18 year old me to get a motorcycle license instead of a car's, and to go to art school instead of IT straight away. And to get out more, and to hang on to that girl.
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evadwolrab Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Preston, UK Posts: 256	24. 14 year old me needs to know: Life isn't all about finding a wife and being in love - it's about getting drunk, Playstation and zombie comics. I'm still trying to teach myself that.
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lattaland Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 144	I probably wouldn't have listened to my future self anyway.
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Station Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 392	27. My 17 year old self needs to know this: 1. Yes, asshole, she does like you. 2. Things are about to go to fucking hell. Stay calm, Corey is your friend. Trust him implicitly and no one else. Things work out in the end and you end up in a really good place at 26-27. that brings me to.. 3. Lose some weight fatty, its the last thing holding you back. oh, and dont start smoking, EVER! (pot is ok)
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Ant-LOX Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 273	15 year me. Well, I'd tell him to take up photography earlier.
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