Your "Official Top 5 KATG Fans You're Allowed to Sleep With" List

lattaland · 09-14-2009, 09:14 AM

Let's face it, celebrities are all crushing bores. While I think Megan Fox would love the lot of you, she wouldn't spit in my mouth if I was dying of thirst. I'm more interested in attainability.

So who would YOU totally bang n' junk as your significant turns a blind eye?

serial_x · 09-14-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by lattaland

Let's face it, celebrities are all crushing bores. While I think Megan Fox would love the lot of you, she wouldn't spit in my mouth if I was dying of thirst. I'm more interested in attainability.

So who would YOU totally bang n' junk as your significant turns a blind eye?

1. AiNE

I'm done.

punk'n · 09-14-2009, 09:30 AM

1. Latta- we could listen to morrissey and the cure and hope that it's raining and then we could cry when it's over.

2. Jmac
3. Does that chick from Merit count as a fan? Cos I want her on my list.

That's all I can think of for now...I still have 2 spots open for later!

4. Roxymodest
5. Sparrow rounds out my list. Done and done.

lattaland · 09-14-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by punk'n

1. Latta- we could listen to morrissey and the cure and hope that it's raining and then we could cry when it's over.

2. Jmac
3. Does that chick from Merit count as a fan? Cos I want her on my list.

That's all I can think of for now...I still have 2 spots open for later!

Hey all right!
I'm number one and before Jmac! Suck on that!

You know me all too well, punk'n. I'm far more melancholy than I let on.

PS I like tan lines.

Grapist · 09-14-2009, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by lattaland

Let's face it, celebrities are all crushing bores. While I think Megan Fox would love the lot of you, she wouldn't spit in my mouth if I was dying of thirst. I'm more interested in attainability.

So who would YOU totally bang n' junk as your significant turns a blind eye?

Is your wife a fan?

lattaland · 09-14-2009, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

Is your wife a fan?

Yup, we listen together when we both work from home. HEY! Wait a minnit!

CuriousKlepto · 09-14-2009, 10:59 AM

I spilt the difference and made a list each, considering I really don't have a chance with any.

1.Abs
2.serial_x
3.Smitch
4.madeyeshawn
5.Ironman Bobby

1.Rhian
2.Roxy_Modest
3.Archicat
4.GirlNextDoor
5.iheartnihilism

NoArmsJames · 09-14-2009, 11:34 AM

It would be easier to list those I wouldn't, but I'll try.

In no particular order:

Firefighter Chick
Roxymodest
Jmac
Bebe
Rhian
Little Lydia
TeddyPicker
punk'n
MICHELLEk
Sparrow
Lattas wife
AntiqBird
Draconis
Vudell

If you're not on the list don't feel bad, I'd probs fuck you too (NO HOMO).

lattaland · 09-14-2009, 11:44 AM

Keep 'em comin' y'all!
My list TBA. I want to not only name names but also write reviews on these women.

Incognito · 09-14-2009, 11:54 AM

1. archicat
2. jmac
3. Jameira
4. TeddyPicker
5. AiNE

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lattaland Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 144	Your "Official Top 5 KATG Fans You're Allowed to Sleep With" List Let's face it, celebrities are all crushing bores. While I think Megan Fox would love the lot of you, she wouldn't spit in my mouth if I was dying of thirst. I'm more interested in attainability. So who would YOU totally bang n' junk as your significant turns a blind eye?
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	1. Latta- we could listen to morrissey and the cure and hope that it's raining and then we could cry when it's over. 2. Jmac 3. Does that chick from Merit count as a fan? Cos I want her on my list. That's all I can think of for now...I still have 2 spots open for later! 4. Roxymodest 5. Sparrow rounds out my list. Done and done. Last edited by punk'n; 09-14-2009 at 02:05 PM. Reason: EDIT: thought of #4! and #5!
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CuriousKlepto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wilkes-Barre Area, 10pts if you know where that is. Posts: 428	I spilt the difference and made a list each, considering I really don't have a chance with any. 1.Abs 2.serial_x 3.Smitch 4.madeyeshawn 5.Ironman Bobby 1.Rhian 2.Roxy_Modest 3.Archicat 4.GirlNextDoor 5.iheartnihilism Last edited by CuriousKlepto; 09-14-2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason: thought of another one.
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NoArmsJames Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 1,526	It would be easier to list those I wouldn't, but I'll try. In no particular order: Firefighter Chick Roxymodest Jmac Bebe Rhian Little Lydia TeddyPicker punk'n MICHELLEk Sparrow Lattas wife AntiqBird Draconis Vudell If you're not on the list don't feel bad, I'd probs fuck you too (NO HOMO).
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lattaland Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Baltimore, MD Posts: 144	Keep 'em comin' y'all! My list TBA. I want to not only name names but also write reviews on these women.
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Incognito Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 943	1. archicat 2. jmac 3. Jameira 4. TeddyPicker 5. AiNE Last edited by Incognito; 09-25-2009 at 03:20 PM.
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