1579: Citation Needed

Keith · 05-01-2012, 06:18 PM

"Close your vagina for repairs."

Hell & Heartaches

Sparrow · 05-01-2012, 07:58 PM

Go see John. A wizened old hag bag, lovely woman, told me very recently a wise thing: Sunshine Heals. You have a right to be heard. If it still burns, go.

Keith · 05-01-2012, 08:17 PM

You know what's especially funny? It took me awhile to know who you meant by "John". I was thinking, "What John is this trippy pixie talking about?"

That's how evil I am...

But still don't be confused; it's the to-do item that never got to get crossed off.

WSEIII · 05-01-2012, 10:30 PM

Don't riot and break Window's. How are you going to play your MMOG?

zappbrannigan · 05-01-2012, 11:48 PM

I'm generally more of a "laugh on the inside" kind of guy, but Chemda's "I'd slap all of those bitches" was too much! Amazing delivery.

punk'n · 05-02-2012, 02:55 AM

"They're all having douche-bag trust-fund sex." -Chemda

LOVE. HER.

lizzy1e · 05-02-2012, 04:06 AM

1 May was a public holiday here, in Holland and S. Africa so we did our part and did nothing.

Blitzgal · 05-02-2012, 07:40 AM

Yeah, Jon Lovitz, they're not talking about you when they're talking about the 1%. Sorry. (I'm reminded of Chris Rock's routine when he talks about the difference between being rich and being wealthy. A pro-basketball player is rich. The old white guy who owns the team is wealthy.) And one of the biggest myths in this country is that people in the 1% got there because they started with nothing and worked hard. Sorry folks, they were born there, and they leave a swath of destruction behind them as they try to amass even more wealth. Just ask the guy who made a living by profiting off the destruction of other companies when he ran Bain Capitol.

scottperezfox · 05-02-2012, 09:49 AM

I agree with Patrice and Chemda about the show "Girls". I'm watching and every other minute find myself saying aloud "you gotta be kidding me." Or to put my feelings into animated gif form:

zappbrannigan · 05-02-2012, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by scottperezfox

...Or to put my feelings into animated gif form...

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05-01-2012, 06:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	You know what's especially funny? It took me awhile to know who you meant by "John". I was thinking, "What John is this trippy pixie talking about?" That's how evil I am... But still don't be confused; it's the to-do item that never got to get crossed off.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Don't riot and break Window's. How are you going to play your MMOG?
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zappbrannigan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 447	I'm generally more of a "laugh on the inside" kind of guy, but Chemda's "I'd slap all of those bitches" was too much! Amazing delivery.
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punk'n Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 2,238	"They're all having douche-bag trust-fund sex." -Chemda LOVE. HER.
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lizzy1e Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Namibia, Africa Posts: 263	1 May was a public holiday here, in Holland and S. Africa so we did our part and did nothing.
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05-02-2012, 07:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Yeah, Jon Lovitz, they're not talking about you when they're talking about the 1%. Sorry. (I'm reminded of Chris Rock's routine when he talks about the difference between being rich and being wealthy. A pro-basketball player is rich. The old white guy who owns the team is wealthy.) And one of the biggest myths in this country is that people in the 1% got there because they started with nothing and worked hard. Sorry folks, they were born there, and they leave a swath of destruction behind them as they try to amass even more wealth. Just ask the guy who made a living by profiting off the destruction of other companies when he ran Bain Capitol. __________________ "'Wah! I'm not good enough, so I blame YOU!' - by the way, that's a baby accent." - Chemda
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05-02-2012, 09:49 AM	#9 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	I agree with Patrice and Chemda about the show "Girls". I'm watching and every other minute find myself saying aloud "you gotta be kidding me." Or to put my feelings into animated gif form:
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