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04-03-2014, 05:43 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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1955: Empty Vessels
with Ophira Eisenberg
Punching the bus driver, James Franco tries to fuck a 17-year-old, your deadly microwave, a man's bomb goes off early because of the time change, Candy Crush goes public Share this episode: Empty Vessels (Keith and The Girl) - Comedy Talk Show & Podcast Subscribe for free: Keith and The Girl podcast on your iPhone, iPad and iPod with iTunes |
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If it's wrong, then fuck it I don't want to be right!
I am in denial about my own shit, so I'm damned sure not going to vote or judge Chemda on this one.
I too think its more about the addiction to the habit/ritual, not the weed itself. But I know I get cranky as shit without it...because I'd rather not be without it. I just have lots of alone time, part of which I like smoking. I'm not so broke that I cannot afford it, I don't have kids, and would stop smoking before I went hungry or without food/gas also like Chemda (I believe). Is that so wrong? Hilarious show, I am liking Ophira more and more! |
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"I love to put rolled cigarette-like things that aren't really cigarettes up to my mouth and inhale that thing. It's a little ritual I enjoy doing..." I'm not really into cocaine, I just like to smell it. |
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You ever get really pissed at her and turn the wrong way?
Just between us. |
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Sometimes (and I have done this in chat on cam) I will sit and roll 4 blunts, and maybe smoke one completely across an hour. Those other 3 can last for a few days. But its the habit of breaking it up, rolling it, and knowing I have it so if I want to escape, I can. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I figure that has to remove at least two "bitches" and one "fuck you Toni!" right? |
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You can be addicted to something without it destroying your life. I doubt anyone in the world has been forced to suck dick for a blunt. But that doesn't mean that they won't go through withdrawl symptoms when giving it up.
I use to only run for the bus if I knew I was going to make it. I never run for trains there will always be another one. But for Keith and Chemda; MTA Bus Time is THE SHIT! Each bus stop has a designated number. You just text that number to 511-123 and you will instantly get real time info of how far away your bus is. That way you can plan accordingly. There is also an app but I've never used it since texting woks just fine. The James Franco story sounds a little off. He met her face to face and didn't try to make a move then? He didn't think to say; "I think you're cute/cool lets exchange numbers and hang out."? Why wait until they are both on twittwer? It doesn't make sense. |
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