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09-21-2014, 06:03 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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2056: Adults These Days
The iPhone 6 gets delivered; Chemda’s cab driver snorts cocaine while driving; Chemda is harassed by 10 youths; a 14-year-old girl’s sex sting operation goes awry; the NFL’s domestic abuse; Pabst Blue Ribbon sold to a Russian company; birth control for men; Avril Lavigne & Chad Kroeger and Mama June & Sugar Bear separate; more nude celebrity photos leaked; Astoria-Kaufman studios; A Walk Among the Tombstones; Scotland votes to stay with the United Kingdom
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I have not yet heard this ep, so I may be covering old ground. Nevertheless, let me give a few facts about PBR.
1) PBR is cheap as fuck. It's cheap and comes in a can. Here in the mountains, PBR is the #1 river float beer. Thousands of fellow river aficionados/ (alcoholics w/ no AC - if you want to be a dick about it) cast their dollar votes each summer. 2) PBR tastes like water. This is extremely helpful for summer day drinking. Many a blackout I've come to in a neighbor's yard, half naked, bleeding, thinking, "Christ! It's a good thing I drank PBR. I could have dehydrated myself." 3) THIS IS IMPORTANT. Only the truest of broke-bitch patriots understand this final detail: PBR is Red, White, and Blue. It's American, baby! It's American beverage-ing for Americans who thirst beverages. |
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I may not agree with your choice to drink PBR, but I will fight to the death for your right to drink it.
Unless it really does happen, at which point: peace is the answer. |
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Hey Piffle Russia's flag is red white and blue too.
Scotland is Europe's Peurto Rico. I get self-conscious when I'm walking behind a woman who's walking by herself. It's tough being a guy #notarapist Honey Boo Boo's Mom reminds me of Meatwad on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Adult Swim Advril should put the ring on her middle finger for a seventeen karot fuck you |
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Bill... What can I say? Ya got me.
There has been a long list of foot-in-mouth posts made over the years by yours truly, but getting punked out by one Sir William of the Basement Corn, well, I only hope I can sleep through these tears tonight. I broke KATG forum posting rule numero uno: ALWAYS listen to show BEFORE posting. I'm seeing it's even in show notes. PBR purchased by Russia. Goddamnit. Betrayed by alcohol on a level I didn't even know existed. Sober no less. Goodnight. Cruel, cruel world. |
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I really hate the 'swarming' thing that occurs when you get a shelf of douchebags together.
PBR does occupy that special category of summer bbq beers, but even there it is low on the fucking totem pole. Treat yourself to some high gravity IPAs. They are more expensive, and twice as strong. ... and yes, I love IPAs. Belgian style ales are awesome summer beers too. Last edited by John Galt; 09-22-2014 at 08:00 AM. |
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There's a certain kind of 'swarming' that occurs with males though. I mean, is it the same as like a mass looting? People seeing others and following suit?
NYC sounds rape-y after dark. Does Chemda have a taser? |
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