2069: I'm Tellin' Ya

Michael's Servant · 10-15-2014, 11:00 PM

Snapchat nudes vs. Skype e-sex; Beyoncé’s new haircut; the severity of Ebola; a nurse poisons 38 patients; being addicted to Google Glass; McDonald’s insists their food is nutritious; the Catholic Church acknowledges that gays “have gifts and qualities”

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Scumhook · 10-15-2014, 11:04 PM

inb4 britpete

fuck you and your timezone witchcraft.

WSEIII · 10-16-2014, 01:00 AM

Yeah another version of Keith's maps(tm)! All the places with Ebola are x'ed out. Thanks Keith

What style of hair would look good on Beyonce?

If the Catholic church is saying that gay people have their good points, shouldn't they go gay all the way.

invader · 10-16-2014, 03:55 AM

All social apps are the same. If you are okay with one person seeing you naked via the internet, be ready for everyone to see you naked and be unapologetic about it. You don't like my naked hairy body? Then don't look at it, weirdos.

I'm Jealous of Lauren's guns.

I think Beyonce looks better with short hair.

If you do anything for long enough you are going to have dreams of it. I remember having repeated dreams about being arrested, after marathoning episodes of Cops. I'm not sure why I was always the perp but I think that was due to unrelated ... issues.

flerchin · 10-16-2014, 07:22 PM

Shoulda put a wig on it.

Lea · 10-18-2014, 09:42 AM

Its not that bad. Just not that attractive. I guess the lace front was too long so she had to cut the front and create some sort of bang.

iheartnihilism · 10-20-2014, 10:45 AM

I've seen goth/punk girls with bangs that short, it's hard to pull off in my opinion.

She did the Bettie Page thing better in the Telephone video (where you can see the bangs are longer).

Great episode guys, I was giggling throughout

I've gotten the Tetris Effect on many puzzley games I've played. It's like burning an image into a tv only it's your eyeballs.

littlp · 10-23-2014, 09:03 PM

I swear to god all "news" outlets that report on stupid shit such as beyonces hair needs to hear Keith's speech/rant on it. My stomach hurts from laughing. And I love chemdas laugh so much...but she kept me going with her laughter. I'm talking on the floor wheezing thinking I'm going to have to borrow my husband's inhaler. Fantastic. I need to not let myself get so behind on shows, the laughter might just kill me!

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Michael's Servant Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,333	2069: I'm Tellin' Ya Snapchat nudes vs. Skype e-sex; Beyoncé’s new haircut; the severity of Ebola; a nurse poisons 38 patients; being addicted to Google Glass; McDonald’s insists their food is nutritious; the Catholic Church acknowledges that gays “have gifts and qualities” Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	inb4 britpete fuck you and your timezone witchcraft. Bucho likes this.
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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Yeah another version of Keith's maps(tm)! All the places with Ebola are x'ed out. Thanks Keith What style of hair would look good on Beyonce? If the Catholic church is saying that gay people have their good points, shouldn't they go gay all the way.
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invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	All social apps are the same. If you are okay with one person seeing you naked via the internet, be ready for everyone to see you naked and be unapologetic about it. You don't like my naked hairy body? Then don't look at it, weirdos. I'm Jealous of Lauren's guns. I think Beyonce looks better with short hair. If you do anything for long enough you are going to have dreams of it. I remember having repeated dreams about being arrested, after marathoning episodes of Cops. I'm not sure why I was always the perp but I think that was due to unrelated ... issues.
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Shoulda put a wig on it. Scumhook likes this.
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10-18-2014, 09:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Lea Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Posts: 5	Beyonce's Haircut Its not that bad. Just not that attractive. I guess the lace front was too long so she had to cut the front and create some sort of bang. Bucho likes this.
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10-20-2014, 10:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	I've seen goth/punk girls with bangs that short, it's hard to pull off in my opinion. She did the Bettie Page thing better in the Telephone video (where you can see the bangs are longer). Great episode guys, I was giggling throughout I've gotten the Tetris Effect on many puzzley games I've played. It's like burning an image into a tv only it's your eyeballs. Last edited by iheartnihilism; 10-20-2014 at 10:55 AM.
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10-23-2014, 09:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
littlp Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Indiana Posts: 1,041	I swear to god all "news" outlets that report on stupid shit such as beyonces hair needs to hear Keith's speech/rant on it. My stomach hurts from laughing. And I love chemdas laugh so much...but she kept me going with her laughter. I'm talking on the floor wheezing thinking I'm going to have to borrow my husband's inhaler. Fantastic. I need to not let myself get so behind on shows, the laughter might just kill me! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Keith, The Girl, Tech007 and 1 others like this.
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