2213: Laughing Buddha

Michael's Servant · 07-20-2015, 11:00 PM

with Jess Wood – pregnancies despite contraception; ending a 10-year relationship; KATG tour names; Keith’s gambling strategy; maggot infestations; Aerosmith hates each other; cryotherapy; Self/less and The Cobbler reviews; George Lopez vs. Donald Trump; Mitsubishi apologizes for role in WWII; Ashley Madison hacked

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Enunciated Piffle · 07-21-2015, 01:47 AM

Maggots are basically baby flies. They're the gross squirmy larvae that hatch from the eggs of flies. Flies lay these eggs in a food source for the maggots to feed on. They really like dead animals,( like a big ol dead nyc rat) but will hit up delicious Hugsy food.

Maggots can hatch in as little as 8 hrs so yeah. It's pretty trippy to see 'em - seemingly out of nowhere.

Scumhook · 07-21-2015, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

If you had the KATG app you could DL the ep before it hits iTunes #FYI #wanker #ScummyDrinksFostersAtOutbackSteakhouse #BloominIdiot

I do have the app, you cunt; but I like all my podcasts in one place so fuck you <3

New here · 07-21-2015, 02:45 AM

Tour name suggestion, "where do we go now"
Inspired by "what do we do now" the book

thirteen · 07-21-2015, 12:02 PM

5 is too much in general, I'm with you Keith.

Sparrow · 07-21-2015, 12:23 PM

Ashley Madison is just like any other dating site. Men have paywalls; women are free. single people are welcome, but, ya know, why? a gooooood portion of the female accounts are bots for cam sites and prostitution. lots and lots of dick pics.

they /do/ have a woman on the go service so us ladies can set up our shit when we're traveling. that's nice and something of a feminist angle to the doings.

Keith · 07-21-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Ashley Madison is just like any other dating site.

Do other dating sites encourage cheating while promising full discreetness only to later surprise you that you need to pay an additional fee to have your information deleted?

Sparrow · 07-21-2015, 12:45 PM

no, but it's also not selling you your Christ given soul mate. they all have their own delusions. and it's still mostly bots and whores.

thirteen · 07-21-2015, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sparrow

Men have paywalls; women are free.

Women do not get as much free access as they used to.

Jess Wood's accents had me laughing out loud.

Sparrow · 07-21-2015, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thirteen

Women do not get as much free access as they used to.

oh? the site is fucking awful to use, so i've not explored it much. what kinds of things can't they do?

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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Heat Maggots Maggots are basically baby flies. They're the gross squirmy larvae that hatch from the eggs of flies. Flies lay these eggs in a food source for the maggots to feed on. They really like dead animals,( like a big ol dead nyc rat) but will hit up delicious Hugsy food. Maggots can hatch in as little as 8 hrs so yeah. It's pretty trippy to see 'em - seemingly out of nowhere.
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Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	Ashley Madison is just like any other dating site. Men have paywalls; women are free. single people are welcome, but, ya know, why? a gooooood portion of the female accounts are bots for cam sites and prostitution. lots and lots of dick pics. they /do/ have a woman on the go service so us ladies can set up our shit when we're traveling. that's nice and something of a feminist angle to the doings.
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