2247: Homey Don't Play That

Michael's Servant · 09-20-2015, 11:00 PM

with Andrea Allan and Emily Lubin – When men don’t put out; wingman etiquette; KATG in Seattle; man kills wife under the influence of marijuana; accidentally sending pornography; Steve Rannazzisi’s stand-up special; Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine; android app blackmails you; Heidi Fleiss auctions her list of johns; Damon Wayans defends Bill Cosby; MuggleCast host is a real creep

Guests:
Andrea Allan

Emily

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Scumhook · 09-21-2015, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apia

Ben Schoen, his name means "beautiful" in German.

What a coincidence!!

Apia means "great rates on insurance if you're over 50" in Australian.

Eric M · 09-21-2015, 07:59 AM

Personally I don't see what the joy would even be in mugglecast dissing you guys so I highly doubt it ever even happened.

Sparrow · 09-21-2015, 08:23 AM

i can't tell if you're being serious right now.

FingerLakes · 09-21-2015, 09:00 AM

Holla at Andrea for the Animorphs reference

Lanfear · 09-21-2015, 09:07 AM

I came here because NLO talked shit about KATG, I think especially in the early days everybody was more focused on what the other podcasts are doing and comparing themselves.

FingerLakes · 09-21-2015, 11:31 AM

Also re: this Muggle Douchebag
Straight White Boys Texting

Men (not just straight ones) get SOOO fucking butthurt when you turn them down. As a fat hairy bear I'm on growlr (as opposed to grindr) and when I politely* turn down guys who either a) are also big 2) are attracted to big guys, 3/5 times the reponse is "WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING ANY ONE TO FUCK YOU, YOU FAT ASSHOLE!"

I've had one exp like the one on the podcast. Some guy kept scouting my profile without messaging me so spoke first and made a bad joke he didn't like. Instead of telling me to fuck off he went on about off on a multi-screen rant about how his was a "professional, Ivy-league educated, successful, blah blah blah blah" and I was nothing and shouldn't dare talk to him in that way because he was better than anyone else on the site.

Ego is a hell of a drug

EthanK · 09-21-2015, 02:27 PM

Just wanted to throw this out regarding the edible story and a warning to any passerby's through Colorado coughcoughChemda and Laurencoughcoughcoughcoughcough. The candy that dude ate was labeled "101 mg thc & cbd" which is a weird label because most places will give you a percentage of each, I'd guess most of it is THC because CBD is generally not very psychoactive and is in fact very calming. Anyway, 100 mg of THC is roughly the equivalent of smoking 5 full bowls of very potent weed one after another (20 mg being the average content in a good large bowl of plant matter). Ingesting that amount is more than enough to make an average non-smoker flip out. Start out with a 10-15 mg candy, anything more than that and you risk drooling all over the place.

WittyReference · 09-22-2015, 01:24 AM

Keith - please start a human version of marking countries off the globe.

zappbrannigan · 09-22-2015, 09:55 AM

I believe we were promised Andrea ass!

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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	Also re: this Muggle Douchebag Straight White Boys Texting Men (not just straight ones) get SOOO fucking butthurt when you turn them down. As a fat hairy bear I'm on growlr (as opposed to grindr) and when I politely* turn down guys who either a) are also big 2) are attracted to big guys, 3/5 times the reponse is "WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING ANY ONE TO FUCK YOU, YOU FAT ASSHOLE!" I've had one exp like the one on the podcast. Some guy kept scouting my profile without messaging me so spoke first and made a bad joke he didn't like. Instead of telling me to fuck off he went on about off on a multi-screen rant about how his was a "professional, Ivy-league educated, successful, blah blah blah blah" and I was nothing and shouldn't dare talk to him in that way because he was better than anyone else on the site. Ego is a hell of a drug __________________ -------------------------------------------------
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09-21-2015, 02:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
EthanK Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 52	Just wanted to throw this out regarding the edible story and a warning to any passerby's through Colorado coughcoughChemda and Laurencoughcoughcoughcoughcough. The candy that dude ate was labeled "101 mg thc & cbd" which is a weird label because most places will give you a percentage of each, I'd guess most of it is THC because CBD is generally not very psychoactive and is in fact very calming. Anyway, 100 mg of THC is roughly the equivalent of smoking 5 full bowls of very potent weed one after another (20 mg being the average content in a good large bowl of plant matter). Ingesting that amount is more than enough to make an average non-smoker flip out. Start out with a 10-15 mg candy, anything more than that and you risk drooling all over the place. Last edited by EthanK; 09-21-2015 at 02:32 PM.
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