Show Notes

• — I Shit On You, Doc: I have Leukemia but Leukemia doesn't have me
• — Carbonated Breath: Funny story, his brother put Sprite in the oxygen tank he needs to live
• — Burger Friday: Their ovaries meshed, next minute they're plotting against me, Chemda poisoned my lettuce
• — Anonymous Skanks In NYC: I'll say it, this guy's a filthy fuck bitch, I'll fight you, you pussy coward bitch, write a blog about me!
• — Gays Love Jail: I wasn't arrested because I owe thousands in taxes, it's because I'm gay, being gay is illegal!
• — My Whore Stories: Do you go out and fuck more people so that you have more material?
• — The Bean Bag Story: I'd come home from school and hump this chair, I was really having an affair with this chair
• — Your Comedy: My mother is a secret sexy lady trapped in a housewife coat
• — Whore Laughter Ahehehuh: I expect them to be more pretty, because you know, it's a whore house
• — Allah Doesn't Drink: A women will be lashed 6 times for pleading guilty to drinking beer
• — Spamming Your Info: We don't care if you're of age, we just want to steal your info and send you junk mail
• — Keith's Impersonations: I do a great version of someone I've never even heard talk
• — Driving While Chatting: $130 fine for potentially killing someone, enjoy your mattress and iPhone!
• — Tire Explosions: It was the same day John Ritter died, we were saved by a Christmas card
• — The 3G Sucka: My brother gets phones from the year 3012, in America they hold things back
• — Passive Aggressive Justice: I told her, I heard you, you stupid bitch; then I ran away