Show Notes

• Hating Spooky: He can't be on until we sort things out? Everybody calm down, we got dicks over here!
• The Wipe Test: I would put pussy in a bowl and eat it
• Social Anxiety: I want to prove I'm not retarded, but that's going to be hard
• Frat Fags: They make people do gay things so they can keep REAL brotherhood secrets
• Dangerous Dildos: I've never bought a dildo and I consider myself an American
• Irish Cuisine: Not everyone in Europe is an alcoholic, oh we're talking about Ireland
• Dan And The FBI: They clearly know who I am, I am THE homeless comedian Dan Allen
• Whassa Goin On: First work on calming yourself down, then work on being a fake person
• Pedo Pillow Talk: I'm going to be a stripper and it's going to be so much fun, I love dancing!
• Gotcha!: I think one of your phones may have called me and by the way, Chemda, you're not fat
• Hi, I Am Reading: My spiritual adviser told me not to beat women, also I would never curb stomp a bum
• You're Sorry: I apologize for supporting Sarah Palin, I now know she is retarded
• Way To Go, Brolo: Yeah right, there you go, that's your lady, uh-huh, I'd do her