Show Notes

• The 75-Hour Podcast: You can get to know the real us instead of this facade we put on every day
• Literacy Rates: I actually laughed from reading words, I wasn't gonna read your book, but now I'm gonna!
• The iPad: Steve Jobs is gonna talk about different things. Oh my God! He did!
• Parental Support: You're doing it, you're living a stranger's dream! Only a stranger's cock!
• Come With Me, Drunk: I'm the designated driver, that's the only pick up line that really works
• Movies Are Too Long: I saw the movie Avatar, meh. How did hippies get such a huge budget like that?
• G.I. Joe: Do you have time to say, We're not in Kansas anymore, when Al Quaeda is attacking you?
• The Best of The Worst: Freddie Got Fingered isn't supposed to be taken seriously? 'Cause I thought he was a CIA agent.
• You're Done: Rip Torn gets arrested after breaking into a bank that he mistook for his house
• Selling Out: American Idiot is a musical, Green Day likes money
• The Grammys: Pink was somehow able to swing in the air and sing perfectly
• Doubt It: There's no Michael Jackson sperm in those kids, nothing got in that mix
• Dirty Text Messages: A part of me wishes I took the Adventure Train and went to Russell Brand's house
• Prank Calls: AT&T gives up on AT&T and donates to Haiti after pranksters use display phones to donate
• Euthanasia: An old couple kill themselves because they're old, but they just have to call 911 about it first
• You're A Killer: A woman choked on a piece of food I served her, it was at her birthday party
• Phantasm: I have to watch these films because I am genuinely curious about what retardedness goes on in these movies
• Cock Fights: NYC Teacher has his 4th grade students settle argument by fighting