1247: Wedding Bells?

Show Notes

• — Secrets Revealed: Michael Cole is the secret manager of WWE Raw and the KATG Droid App does actually exist
• — Dr. Show-Show: BJason takes a shower during the 24 hr Marathon and leaves his electric toothbrush in Chemda's vibrator drawer
• — Bingo Bash: Chemda is performing with her band at KATG Bingo coinciding with Lauren Hennessy's Birthday
• — Live From Pittsburgh: KATG is heading to Pittsburgh on October 23rd for a Live Show
• — Foxy Lady: Ragan Fox gets kicked off of Big Brother and very few people care
• — I'd Put Her Over My Knee: Jerry Lewis raises less money than usual for his Muscular Dystrophy Telethon and wants to smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth, no lie
• — Baby Boomer: Lindsay Lohan hits a baby stroller with her car immediately after getting out of rehab
• — Microbrew: Folks are making whiskey out of diabetic's urine because of the high sugar content
• — Sherriff LOLZ: A Montana teenager texts his local sheriff by mistake when trying to text his drug dealer
• — Critical Condition: Comedian Robert Schimmel dies of injuries related to a recent car accident
• — Calling Barrymore's Bullshit: Keith is not impressed by the movie Going The Distance and talks himself out of seeing it
• — Wedding Tour: Keith changes the face of weddings by inviting himself to small wedding parties hosted by his friends at their houses
• — KATG TV: Keith and Cat's Skype date drama would make excellent entertainment
• — Furniture Conversations: Keith practices his stand-up by talking to furniture
• — Tarred And Feathered: Keith enjoys the show John Adams and dreams about fucking on top of The United States Constitution
• — Scott Pilgrim vs. Moviegoers: Nerds finally see a movie deserving of their tastes and don't know how to handle themselves
• — LIFE: The Milton Bradley board game LIFE is homophobic because you can only marry heterosexually
• — Whistleblower: Chemda is taking Lauren to a family event and thinks they'll be able to keep their relationship a secret
• — Racism and Bigotry: Muslims are reluctant to celebrate Ramadan because it coincides with the World Trade Center tragedy
• — The Silence of the Mosque: New York Governor David Patterson demands everyone cease talk about the proposed Ground Zero mosque for the 9-11 weekend
• — Book Burning: Florida residents make plans to burn the Qur’an. The worldwide Muslim community is justifiably outraged.
• — Saggin: A town in Georgia has made it a crime to sag your pants. What's next?
• — The Great Pot Debate: A study shows the benefits of medical Magic Mushrooms sparking marijuana legalization arguments
• — Nerdy Tattoos: Jesse James and Kat Von D from LA Link are now dating
• — Mad Max: Mel Gibson's ex is demanding 10 times the amount of child support she is currently receiving
• — Hit It And Quit It: The infamous JetBlue employee who dramatically exited an airplane via emergency chute quit before he could get fired