1524: On the Horse

Show Notes

• — Money Now: Peyton is 31 and feels too old to hustle anymore, and his financial instability is making him anxious
• — Scream Meter: Peyton was a winner of the World Comedy Laugh-Off, so he needs to buck up
• — Great American Scream Machine: An English roller coaster called The Swarm dismembered its test dummies in its first trial run
• — Clear History: Stephen Hawking flirted with another woman through his machine and got caught by his wife
• — I Know, Pre-Cum: Listener Deandre wrote in that he's in a long-distance relationship, and his girlfriend claims to be pregnant and wants money for an abortion
• — Hold It: Sperm can be stored in the bodies of some female animals for up to 30 years
• — Orchiectomy: Tim Gunn of Project Runway says he hasn't had sex in 29 years
• — Five Minutes: Chemda had to drive by a school as people were picking up their kids, but she kept calm and didn't murder anyone
• — Robert Frost: Keith got a letter from his dad about the sandwich named after his show business son, and he told him that God wants him to make a snowman
• — Open Letter: A death row inmate and murderer wrote a letter to the families of his victims taunting them and saying how luxurious jail is
• — Social: A New York art teacher slept with her students and tried to cover it up
• — Uh Oh: Chemda used to hang out with some of her students when she taught Hebrew
• — Ninth Grader: A high school kid took a picture of a substitute teacher sleeping and the kid got in trouble for using a phone in class