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Show Notes

• — Only Child: Keith is participating in Strike Everywhere Day and refuses to talk
• — Treats: Today is also International Workers' Day, Law Day, and May Day
• — Scary Rainbow: Osama bin Laden was killed a year ago today and it's okay to celebrate
• — Douchebag Trust-Fund Sex: HBO's Girls turns off girls with its awkward and entitled characters
• — Purple Bracelet: 88% of listeners voted that Keith has the right to confront John Petrie
• — Maccabee: Listener Incognegro wrote in to defend Mel Gibson's meltdown
• — Playing All The Jokes: Mitt Romney's wife Ann claims that her husband isn't stiff and boring despite outward appearances
• — Erectile Dysfunction: Chemda throws a giggle fit while Keith and Patrice extol the merits of the many KATG sponsors
• — A Man Plays Me: Jimmy Kimmel was the featured comic at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and pissed off Barbara Walters with his hate speech
• — Sole Custody: A woman in Nice, California had sex with her 16-year-old biological son on camera
• — Walking Advertisement: A California man has had an erection for 2 years after riding a motorcycle for 4 hours
• — Everything I Know: Jessica Simpson finally gave birth
• — Casual: Angry Birds Space has reached 50 million downloads in 35 days
• — Viral: Danny would kill a puppy in front of a little girl rather than reenact 2 Girls 1 Cup
• — Ye Olde Dildo: Keith and Patrice discuss the similarities between maces and dildos, and Keith found a chart comparing Game of Thrones characters to American politicians