1584: Private Dancer

Show Notes

• — Too Old: Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are and In the Night Kitchen, died at age 83
• — Repeat Offender: John Travolta has inspired wordplay from all the nation's newspapers over his molestation scandal
• — Hoping For Gossip: Almost 4 million 911 calls are placed by people's asses a year, more than the total number of non-ass calls
• — Acknowledgment: Celebrity moms who can buy themselves whatever they want have decided that no one else should celebrate Mother's Day
• — Cum Clothes: Keith reports on Dan Allen's bachelor party
• — Intern: The top New York City comics make $75 a spot at the top clubs
• — Street Painting: People take Chemda's career for granted and many suggested she get a new job after she and Keith broke up
• — That's For Her: Keith had to disappoint the rest of the bachelor party and skip out on the strip club, but he discovered Liquid Lapdance for future visits
• — Concerned Neighbors: A mother and her live-in boyfriend were arrested after shaving her daughter's head and forcing her to pick up garbage outside in a diaper and a tank top
• — Levels Of Stupid: Yet another baby got eaten by yet another dog, and a neighbor tried to help by shooting the baby's grandmother
• — Achilles: An old man was killed by his pit bull in Santa Fe
• — Nice Person: A woman allowed her 5-month-old daughter to be raped by a professor she met online