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2020: Pretty Pretty

With Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele – 50 Shades of Grey is a movie; Keith’s aunt dies; Bigfoot isn’t real; USPS; sexual harassment and Chemda witnesses a man punch, kick, and choke a woman; Insane Clown Posse is sued for sexual harassment; NFL’s Justin Black’s suspension continues and Ray Rice misses 2 games for beating his wife; 16 babies in NYC have herpes because of Jewish circumcisions; “Weird Al” Yankovic reaches #1 on Billboard July 25, 2014

Show Notes

  • — Royals: Carmen Lynch and Liz Miele, both queens of the castle, are in studio
  • — Cover Up: Liz and Carmen are clueless about the mom-porn novel/upcoming film 50 Shades of Grey, right down to not knowing what the book cover looks like
  • — It Sounds Like You Cared A Lot: Keith’s aunt, who might be his godmother, died, and now he doesn’t know who’s left or how to ask his family that; Liz just became her nephew’s godmother
  • — Duh?: Scientists have finally broken their legendary silence and confirmed that there is no such thing as Bigfoot
  • — The System Works: Keith started his day in a great mood because he went to pick up a package from the Post Office and it was actually there
  • — Acrobat-caller: Keith saw a subway acrobat sexually harass a woman on the train and asks Liz and Carmen how they deal with creeps in public; Chemda talks about witnessing domestic abuse on the street in her neighborhood
  • — If The Glass Dildo Fits: Kid Rock’s glass dildo is being subpoenaed in a sexual harassment lawsuit against a member of Insane Clown Posse
  • — Sacked: Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Justin Blackmon has been suspended from the NFL for a DUI charge and having 2 blunts in his car but his punishment is far less severe than Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Rice, who will miss 2 games for beating his wife unconscious
  • — This Is A Tweet: Chemda met somebody who had 4 different Foo Fighters tattoos but was too shy to tweet at Foo Fighters to tell them
  • — Slurp: 2 more infants in NYC, for a total 16 in NYC alone, have contracted herpes as a result of rabbis sucking the blood from their freshly circumcised penises
  • — Alapalooza: ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic’s latest album is the first #1 comedy album in 50 years

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