2056: Adults These Days

Show Notes

• — The Apple Of Keith’s i: Chemda’s brother Michael received the new iPhone 6 and is mostly excited that it makes Keith jealous
• — Snow Tires: The cabbie who picked up Chemda from Ha Ha Heathens was snorting coke while driving
• — Your Mother: Chemda was harassed and followed by a group of 10 youths
• — The Sting: A 14-year-old girl with special needs was raped after a plan to use her as bait to catch a sexual predator went awry
• — Illegal Motion: Carolina Panthers’ Greg Hardy will be playing while his domestic abuse case is being investigated. Since the year 2000, 85 of the NFL’s 713 arrests were domestic violence-related.
• — Pissed: Pabst Blue Ribbon has been bought out by a Russian company. Gerard Depardieu drinks 14 bottles of wine a day.
• — Take Your Pill, Bro: A new method of birth control for men will allegedly be available for widespread use by 2017
• — They Were Married?: Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger have separated, as did Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June and Sugar Bear
• — The Fappening II: More hacked nude celebrity photos have been leaked online
• — The Full Experience: Keith and his wife took a tour of Astoria-Kaufman studios, where they got into a bed recently occupied by Robert Downey, Jr.
• — I Would Have Killed The Kid: Keith reviews the not-very-thrilling movie A Walk Among the Tombstones
• — They Will Never Take Our Freedom: 55.3% of Scotland’s voters chose to be under the control of the United Kingdom