2082: Keith Malley for President

Show Notes

• — You Bet: Jono Zalay, now $20 poorer than he was yesterday, is in studio
• — Oh My God, Already: Suge Knight and Katt Williams were both arrested for stealing a paparazzo's camera
• — BloombergDid911.nyc: Former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg's lawyers spent $12,000 on anti-Bloomberg URLs so nobody with bad intentions would get them
• — Do Your Research: Nobody knows what they're voting for, but that won't stop Jono from doing it anyway (or Keith from not feeling bad about refraining out of principle)
• — Keith's Justice Seems Pretty Good Now: Stephen Collins will not be facing charges for molesting children due to the statute of limitations. An Indian man tortured his daughter's rapist by burning off his genitals and strangling him to death after inviting him over to dinner.
• — Malley 2016: Keith is so fed up with stupid political candidates running for office that the gang debates building him a political platform
• — OK Stupid: A man moved to a different state to be with a woman he fell in love with online and ended up choking her to death when she didn't look like her picture
• — This Week In Gay: A man's ex-boyfriend sent nude pictures to all of the man's teachers and students. A statue of an iPhone was removed from a college in Russia because Apple CEO Tim Cook came out of the closet. Keith has excellent gaydar.
• — Pretty Pretty: The gang discusses Hollaback’s viral catcalling video and Michael Che’s comments comparing his experience being recognized in public with that of catcalling