2092: The Walking Dead

Show Notes

• — Heromaker Maker: Jay Nog, co-creator of the still in-production Heromakers cartoon, is in studio
• — New Friend Alert: Keith is playing his new male football friends against each other to make them jealous
• — That’s Your Problem: Jay and Chemda discuss Jay’s issues with the viral NYC catcalling video
• — Speaking Of Asses: Chemda accidentally burned her butt when she fell asleep with hand warmers on her sick body, and she has a horrific photo to prove it
• — Take A Knee: Adrian Peterson has been suspended for the rest of the season without pay because of how little remorse he showed after beating his 4-year-old son with a switch. Jay loves football so much that he proposed to his fiancée at a football game in Alabama.
• — The Waking Dead: A 91-year-old Polish woman woke up in the morgue hours after she was pronounced dead, and a mother survived for 45 minutes without a pulse while giving birth. Keith proposes a way to be sure people aren’t pronounced dead prematurely.
• — Her In-Laws Are The Worst: 80-year-old Charles Manson and his 26-year-old fiancée have obtained a marriage license for a wedding where they can only hug, commemorating a marriage that they can never consummate
• — High Definition: Vape, meaning to inhale and exhale the vapor produced by an electronic cigarette or similar device, was named Oxford Dictionary's 2014 Word of the Year
• — Excuse Me: The MTA is proposing another fare hike for subway riders, and one board member went so far as to propose there is a ban on riders bringing backpacks on the train
• — Don't Kill Yourself Too Much: Jay's best friend shot himself 15 years ago, and ever since then Jay’s been raising money for suicide prevention