2182: Stranger Danger

Show Notes

• — Today’s Show Brought To You By Casper: Danny Hatch, who owns a mattress, is in studio
• — Health Careless: The gang discusses the dangers of making jokes to strangers
• — Did He Get Ink On Her Pussy?: Jackie 'The Joke Man' Martling calls in with some literary humor
• — Closed Off: While everyone loved yesterday’s show with Myq Kaplan, Mike Lawrence, and Christian Finnegan (and Kickstarter supporters Jeannette and Mike), not everyone is on board with Myq’s open relationship
• — Probing Questions: 57% of the audience believes Louis C.K. masturbated in front of women unsolicitedly, and it seems to be common knowledge to female comedians. Meanwhile, a college in Florida is being sued for forcing students to endure vaginal exams in front of other students and instructors.
• — Pray Away The Gay: A pastor known for preaching anti-homosexual and transgender sentiments has resigned from his church after being caught on Grindr. In a rare occurrence, 100% of KATG’s audience agrees on the fact that the Pope does not support gay rights.
• — God’s Plan: A 15-year-old was shot and killed by his 17-year-old friend after startling him with the pebbles he threw at his window to wake him up
• — Band Of Ballers: Under Armour has removed and apologized for a shirt that references Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima. Meanwhile, Queens’ own ISIS hookah lounge has yet to change its name.
• — What’s My Name?: DC Comics is trying to block Rihanna from trademarking her birth name, Robyn, because they think it’s too similar to Batman’s sidekick
• — I Read It For The Articles: The only cartoonist to survive the Charlie Hebdo massacre earlier this year (because he was running late to work that day) is quitting the magazine
• — Selfie-Ish Behavior: According to a study conducted by AT&T, an alarming number of people are updating Facebook, Twitter, and shooting videos while they drive. Walt Disney World had to ban selfie sticks on its roller coasters.
• — We Are At War: Your tax dollars are going to Bill Clinton and Barack Obama poking fun at each other on Twitter