2217: Shattered

Show Notes

• — Sadamantium: Mike Lawrence, who you know from his many television appearances, is in studio
• — I Watched It: Mike reviews Ant-Man and Trainwreck
• — How Dead Am I?: Dr. Seuss has a new book coming out, and it’s probably not as racist as his older work
• — Take Me To Church: A listener calls in for advice about how to deal with a boss with different morals and beliefs
• — Fuck You, Steve Jobs: Keith continues the grievances he’s been airing about Apple since 2007 and firmly establishes himself as a fan of physical media over digital content
• — Financial Freedom: Only 24% of KATG’s audience thinks Keith’s 'genius' Super Bowl gambling plan will earn him the big bucks
• — Wrong Kind Of Brother: After suing Gawker to the tune of $100,000,000 for leaking clips of his sex tape from 2007, Hulk Hogan was dropped by the WWE when transcripts from the video that showed him using the n-word and complaining about his daughter dating a black man were separately leaked. Luckily, Dennis Rodman, a bunch of Twitter users who have a black friend, God, and his poet daughter Brooke Hogan are standing by The Hulkster.
• — I Hear The Dead Sea Ruins Your Butthole: Mike is going to Israel for the first time to meet his wife’s family