2458: Cruisin’

Show Notes

• — You'll Love Her, I Promise: Erin Jackson, a great stand-up comedian, is in studio
• — Passionate Eyes: Erin has giant, very expressive eyeballs and she can’t help it if people misinterpret her
• — Dopey Sick Pot: Hennessy gave Chemda a cancer kit featuring disinfectant spray and weed pills. Erin has never smoked pot but she really wants to.
• — I’m On A Boat: Erin just returned from a monthlong cruise where she performed stand-up
• — Dad Jokes: Erin’s parents did not encourage her to do stand-up (or to be born a woman), but her dad is coming around
• — The Downs: Erin is a big sports fan and wanted to be a sportscaster before she realized what female sportscasters have to go through. Keith and Erin discuss fake sport fans.
• — -12: Erin and Keith bond over their very poor vision
• — Black Math: Erin discusses her experience at Howard University, an historically black university
• — Surf's Up For All Genders: Hawaii tops the list of the best states for women. You can imagine what the worst ones are.
• — That’s Too Much, Man: A white supremacist stabbed a random couple because they were interracial. A woman killed her baby after putting it in the fridge for 3 hours.
• — Raping Kids Is Fun: Keith introduces his latest, greatest idea: free tattoos for Nazis
• — Extra Cream: A cafe where patrons can order coffee and blowjobs has been proposed for London after being green-lit in Geneva
• — Fighting The Good Fight: The New York Civil Liberties Union is protesting the ban on Pokémon Go for sex offenders
• — Cry Me A River: A very determined suicidal woman had to be rescued from the water in which she tried to drown herself 3 times in a row