2482: One Wing in the Fire

Show Notes

• — One Wing In The Fire: Kenny DeForest and Alyssa Limperis, comedians and country music aficionados, are in studio
• — Sinking Right Into Winter: Alyssa’s depression is seasonal, in that it gets worse and worse with each passing season
• — Saturday Night Live, Sunday Morning Delete: What do Kenny, Alyssa, Donald Trump, and new SNL-castmember Melissa Villaseñor have in common? They all delete their tweets, but Melissa is getting in trouble for it because hers were racist.
• — Bang Bang: 3% of Americans own half of all the country’s guns, with some owning up to 140 firearms
• — Gush: The gang discusses lecherous men in the comedy scene and how to identify them
• — Problem Solved: A woman called the police on her 3-year-old daughter for unbuckling her seat belt in the car
• — Free Speech: A high school teacher tried burning, cutting, and finally stepping on the American flag to teach his students about the First Amendment
• — Crime Of Passion: A woman entered her home to discover 2 burglars having sex with each other on her couch
• — What A Gas: Kenny got a DUI when he was 23 and needs to take a test and ‘alcohol screening’ before he can get his driver’s license renewed. American drivers waste $2,000,000,000 each year on unnecessary premium gas.
• — Multiple Personality Disorder: The first baby born with 3 sets of DNA is healthy and well
• — New Year, No Mass: Chemda’s thymoma operation is scheduled for the first day of the Jewish New Year
• — No Bad Days: Alyssa’s new solo show, directed by May Wilkerson, is about her late father, who died of a brain tumor last winter. Kenny shares an uplifting story about a friend’s tumor to make Chemda feel better about her impending surgery.