2501: That Dog Don’t Hunt

Show Notes

• — Rocket To The Moon: Smash hit Guest Host Rebecca Vigil is back in studio with dirty Southern Alzo Slade
• — Folded Backwards: Alzo dislocated his pinky finger playing flag football
• — New Tricks: Keith’s new puppy is a much quicker learner than his old dog. Rebecca’s friends have a dog who can open the fridge to emotionally eat as soon as the humans are gone.
• — BEAST Mode: Alzo has no time for restaurants trying to mask poor sanitation grades with cuteness
• — If You Grin, You’re In: Don’t talk smack to Alzo about his mom (or even laugh at someone else’s joke about her), who has a PhD in accounting
• — The Nerdy South: Alzo believes the main misconception people have of the South being stupid is because the South doesn’t have a false sense of superiority like big city folk
• — Big Whoop: Alzo grew up in a culture where parents and teachers beat not only their own kids but their kids’ friends. The gang bonds over the physical and psychological abuse they suffered as children. Alzo flipped the script in 7th grade and spanked the teacher.
• — A True American Hero: A man disguised as a construction worker took a sledgehammer and a pickaxe to remove noted American flag fetishist Donald Trump’s star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
• — Dust In The Wind: According to the Vatican, Catholics who want to be cremated must have their remains stored in a sacred Church-owned place
• — Their Proposal, Our Musical: A couple got engaged at Rebecca’s improvised comedy musical show