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For every $50 increment spent in the store, you can pick one of these for free. To take advantage of this offer, type the item you want (beach ball or frisbee) in the "Add special instructions to seller" section.

This offer ends Labor Day: September 8, 2008

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	Keith and The Girl LIVE: All Over The Place is a look at KATG’s life on the road. Keith Malley and Chemda grab their microphones and some of their regular guests, and they make some stops around America and beyond. It’s their regular talk show in front of packed houses, and you have a front row seat and a six-pack of beer. (That’s assuming you already have beer in your fridge.) Also includes KATG: In Studio, a look at the regular home studio environment, including a sneak peek into what happens before and after a show.
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	Keith and The Girl in Canada features the live KATG show in Toronto, the trip documentary and the USA vs Canada International Dodgeball Competition. It expands on the Canadian segment shown in LIVE: All Over The Place and shows everything the trip entailed including all the loonies, northern strippers, new KATG tattoos and Brother Love drunk off his hoo-ha.




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	Coming of Age, Keith Malley's debut stand-up show, features 20 shockingly hilarious tracks dealing with growing up; from the death of Christ, to his parents, to work, to relationships, to stand-up comedy, to... some things somehow even more distubing. The CD includes the bonus song Ode to Jani Lane, while the DVD includes Drunk Commentary and Surf Reality's Final Day.
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	Keith Malley loves your children, and he's back with his second stand-up performance, Children's Party Songs, to prove it. Think about how much you bitch about your job, and then multiply that by thirty children and restrictive clothing. The CD features the Keith and The Girl clip Chemda and K-Dog, while the DVD includes the special episode of Keith and The Girl (Behind the Laughter) not available anywhere else.


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	Happy to Serve You, Malley's third offering, details his disgusting work in the service industry and his search for employment. This time he skewers high school teachers, college professors, police officers, his girlfriend and probably you. The DVD features the stand-up debut of Keith McNally as well as the animated short "Brumski!".
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	CD/DVD #4, Point/Counterpoint, takes a look into the maturity of Keith Malley. From trivial religious practices and talks about war and self-racism to more significant matters like what Transformer he would be, Malley once again lets you into his mind and doesn't let you free. The DVD features Keith McNally's opening stand-up being heckled mercilessly as well as McNally's April 15 four-day weekend documentary Crash in New York.
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	Recorded this year, Sue Everybody is Keith’s fifth big time performance; and you can tell things have been stewing for the past twelve months. Sure, it all starts nice with tracks such as Fireworks and Pizzazz and The Cunt That Transcribes My Shit, but it soon turns into something different as Keith unleashes and finishes up on everyone that’s caused him pain both mentally and physically, from doctors to nerds to complete strangers. CD bonus: KATG and the Times Square Douche; DVD bonuses: commentary and the debut of Allison Pound.
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	“The crowd also gets off on the lush, hypnotic vocals provided by Chemda, an emotional powerhouse with the range and depth of Nina Simone, she consistently stuns large and small audiences alike.” “Chemda provides layering, complexity, depth and a really really beautiful voice.” “What a performance...when she sings... it is emotionally overwhelming”




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KATG Hoodie $50

	It's cold outside, but it's comfortable in here, baby. This embroidered KATG grey hoodie gives you cover from ill weather as well as cover from the cops. JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE, MAN!
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3/4 Green Sleeve Shirt $25

	PLAY BALL!
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T-Shirt $20

	Be the cock of the walk in this stylish tee featuring the KATG logo. And speaking of cock, remember: Wednesday's coming. It's not just a T-shirt. It's a lifestyle.
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Black T-Shirt $20

	What DO we do now? We check out the new black KATG shirt with a bold white logo outline and the question on everyone's mind.
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KATG Polo $40

	Rock it while at work. This polo-style top says, "I'll get that done right away, Boss," while the embroidered logo says, "You can go fuck yourself in Hell."
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Ladies-sized T-Shirt $25

	Promote your love of KATG in this fun, sleek and sexy ladies-sized green t-shirt. Please note: Neither Keith nor The Girl are responsible for the insane amount of dude's phone numbers you'll receive. And please don't have sex just to get revenge on your parents. Do it for YOU.
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KATG Fitted Tank Top $20

	Make every time Summertime in the new black KATG ribbed tank top. Play it tough, or play it easy. Either way you play it, it’s all you

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HUAR Sleeveless $20

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HUAR T-Shirt $20

	As opposed to the sleeveless fighting gear, this HUAR tee can be worn at any classy event. Meet the in-laws-to-be dressed to a T and that rhymes with "Gee, I hate robots."
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