This package includes:
-KATG in Canada
-KATG Live All Over The Place
-KATG Live on a Big Boat

A look at KATG's life on the road

Keith and Chemda grab their microphones, some of their regular guests, and make some stops around America and beyond. It's their regular talk show in front of packed houses, and you have a front row seat and a six-pack of beer.

Features: KATG: In Studio - A look at the regular home studio environment, including a sneak peek into what happens before and after a show.

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Expanding on the Canadian segment shown in LIVE: All Over The Place, this DVD shows everything the trip entailed.

Features: Live Toronto show, northern strippers, new tattoos, Brother Love drunk off his hoo-ha, trip documentary and USA vs Canada International Dodgeball Competition.

And people thought Chemda was the nice one…

The Girl’s best calls and new pranks have been compiled in a CD that will drop your jaw and have you on the floor laughing. Joining the album with their own wit are Adam Brown (The Gay Blade), Patrice (Sweet N’ Sour) and Emmy (MC Gennywarts). Get your friends together, and get ready to crack up. Then be sure your phone number is unlisted.

This package includes:
- Coming of Age DVD
- Children’s Party Songs DVD
- Happy to Serve You DVD
- Point/Counterpoint DVD
- Sue Everybody DVD
- Culture Shock DVD
- Can You Imagine? DVD

This package includes:
- Coming of Age CD
- Children’s Party Songs CD
- Happy to Serve You CD
- Point/Counterpoint CD
- Sue Everybody CD
- Culture Shock CD
- Can You Imagine? CD

Keith Malley's debut stand-up show

Keith Malley loves your children, and he's back with his second stand-up performance to prove it. Think about how much you bitch about your job, and then multiply that by thirty children and restrictive clothing.

Malley's third offering details his disgusting work in the service industry and his search for employment. This time he skewers high school teachers, college professors, police officers, his girlfriend and probably you.

Features: Keith McNally's stand-up debut and the animated short "Brumski!"

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A look into the maturity of Keith Malley

From trivial religious practices and talks about war and self-racism to more significant matters like what Transformer he would be, Malley once again lets you into his mind and doesn't let you free.

Features: Keith McNally's opening stand-up being heckled mercilessly and McNally's April 15 four-day weekend documentary Crash in New York.

Keith Malley’s fifth DVD proves he’s never stopped stewing. Sure, it all starts nice with tracks such as Fireworks and Pizzazz and The Cunt That Transcribes My Shit, but it soon turns into something different as Keith unleashes and finishes up on everyone that’s caused him pain both mentally and physically, from doctors to nerds to complete strangers.

Bonus (CD): KATG and the Times Square Douche.
Bonus (DVD): Commentary and the debut of Allison Pound.

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“Some countries we just don’t need.” Mr. Malley teaches us about the world. This doesn’t stop him, however, from finding time to talk about being disowned from his parents again at age 35, dating in 2009, the economy and how women spend your money, and also takes the time to let us know why he’d make the perfect father.

Bonus (CD): Culture Shocked by Antoine Shapiro (the creator of I Shit on You)
Bonus (DVD): The Documentary Once A Year and the debut of Angie "the strange" Dunnigan

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Keith's latest big-time performance

Recorded in 2010, Keith’s seventh CD/DVD, Can You Imagine?, has him entering the world of bla bla bla and so forth. You know how he does by now… Seriously, here Keith shares his never-before-told dick rash story, he tells you why you shouldn’t vote and why some news magazines on television are committing nothing short of treason, he shares with you why straight people vote against gay rights, and he still finds time to talk about the latest in sexual relations.

You will piss through your eyeballs at the hilarity.

Bonus (CD): Rash on My Penis song by Ben Lerman
Bonus (DVD): The Shorts Not Once A Year (15 minutes of stand-up recorded December, 2009), Mr. Scooter The Funny (2010’s stand-up contest winner) and Party! Super Party! (a KATG birthday hangout)

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Meooow Royale

The crowd also gets off on the lush, hypnotic vocals provided by Chemda, an emotional powerhouse with the range and depth of Nina Simone, she consistently stuns large and small audiences alike."

"Chemda provides layering, complexity, depth and a really really beautiful voice."

"What a performance...when she sings... it is emotionally overwhelming."

It's cold outside, but it's comfortable in here, baby. This embroidered KATG grey hoodie gives you cover from ill weather as well as cover from the cops. JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE, MAN!

Play Ball!

Be the cock of the walk in this stylish tee featuring the KATG logo. And speaking of cock, remember: Wednesday's coming. It's not just a T-shirt. It's a lifestyle.

This new hip American Apparel tee features the KATG silhouette rockin’ out with its cock out.

This new hip American Apparel tee features the KATG silhouette rockin’ out with its vag out.

What DO we do now?

We check out the new black KATG shirt with a bold white logo outline and the question on everyone's mind.

What do we do NOW?

We check out the even newer American Apparel black KATG shirt with the silhouetted logo and the question on everyone's mind.

Rock it while at work

This polo-style top says, "I'll get that done right away, Boss," while the embroidered logo says, "You can go fuck yourself in Hell."

Make every time Summertime in the new black KATG ribbed tank top. Play it tough, or play it easy. Either way you play it, it’s all you

Humans United Against Robots

Unlike the sleeveless fighting gear, this HUAR tee can be worn at any classy event. Meet the in-laws-to-be dressed to a T and that rhymes with "Gee, I hate robots."

Finally, your official KATG P!SP! T-Shirt

Rock it with Keith and The Girl as you take this motherfucker into overdrive! Now, no one needs to wonder why you’re chugging shots and acting like a jackass. It’s written right there on your chest: Party! Super Party!

Is there a party going on? Not without these official shot glasses there's not.

When a regular party can't cover the vibe and excitement in the room, you need to crank the bitch up. Here are your tools: 6 state-of-the-art 1.5-oz booze holders.

Upgrade that bitch to a Party! Super Party! and get ready to take the fiesta from kickin' to rockin'!

Be the hero at any party with this metal keychain bottle opener. Open up beer or old-school soder at a moment's notice. Or simply have it for personal use, like when you need a cold one while you're driving Li'l Johnny to soccer practice.

This package includes:
-KATG Coolie
-Party! Super Party! shot glasses (6)
-Party! Super Party! T-Shirt
-KATG Bottle Opener/Keychain

It's a beach towel. It's cool on the hot beach, but it dries you off. Like a towel.

The KATG mesh pocket draw cord tote conveniently holds things. But that's not all! It also fits nicely on your back with easy to operate straps. But then all the shit falls out, right? Wrong! It squinches tight AND has an extra compartment that zippers shut! Great for smuggling!

14" W x 16.5" H, and 6 babillion awesome!

This package includes:
-Beach Towel
-Tote Bag
-Cooler Bag
-Frisbee
-Beach Ball

These KATG Custom Collapsible Coolies are the ultimate in Personal Decorative Beverage Insulation. Keep your beer or soda can cool while the party gets hot, and always know which beverage is yours. Perfect for anyone that’s not a fan of herpes!

You’re walking around town, thirsty, but you’re tired of the weird looks you get when you lean over to suck from the creek. What’s a person to do? Walk around with a bucket? The next thing you know, you’re pouring it over your own head! That’s not convenient or practical! We have the answer: The Keith and The Girl polycarbonate water bottle. The 20-ounce bottle’s screw-on cap keeps your beverage from leaking in your KATG tote bag, and it’s also future-ready for the upcoming H₃O.

It's Keith and The Girl. On your head!

Look hip and stylish (yet unpretentious) in the new KATG cap. The sexy adjustable back strap (fastens with a brass buckle closure) can fit even the most misshapen of heads, and the KATG logo on the front let's everyone know what time it is. If you know what I mean.

Represent the KATG posse on your wrist with this official Keith and The Girl wristband. It features the KATG silhouette, goes with any outfit (or none at all), and catches perspiration beautifully.

This package includes:
 
-¾ Sleeved Baseball Shirt
-Cap
-Tote Bag
-Wristband

Revolution! Make your mark on backpacks, people's backs and low hanging awnings. Slap it on a gift, a car or a gravestone.

HUAR Stage 1: Awareness.
HUAR Stage 2: Preparation.

No shoplifting allowed at Chemda's store. Ironic, isn't it?