[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by aGoddamnFuckinFan

320 lbs, 6 foot 1.

Walking DOWNHILL makes you breathe heavy. This is the weight where you start to waddle. Your heart beats 120 times a minute. Four years ago, I lost weight, getting down to 255, which still is over-the-fuck-weight, but for any fat fucks out there, getting down 60-70 lbs is the shit. Girls still don't think you're hot, but YOU DO, so it doesn't fuckin matter. YOU dont feel like shit.

But yeah, 3 years and one bald-lesbian girfriend breakup later, I'm back to 330. Had a goddamn pizza for dinner. Cheese sticks and all that goddamn shit. I went out to exercise tonight, and hope to get this going so this time next year I can go back to staring at undergrad cleavae without girls calling the cops.

BTW, I would LOVE to see the exploding asshole link. I havent made it THAT far yet (though a part of my asshole is now an 'outie') :shock:

Good Luck, you need it more than "Skinny Malley"