[strafer_praha]

Originally Posted by tigermike68

I was in college when I had my first drunken experience. The only drinking I did before then was when my dad slipped me a few beers. Anyway, on my first drunken experience, I left a party and thought it would be a great idea to wander around the campus totally drunk at about 3-4 in the morning. I don't remember everywhere I went. I have vague memories of stacking architect models and such. I didn't break anything. At some point in the morning, I ended up in the amphitheater. After that, my mind is a total blank. I have no idea how I got back to my dorm room. Later that day, I received a phone call from a total stranger. It seems I had dropped my wallet in the amphitheater. I didn't even know I had lost it. The stranger dropped it off. All of my cash, driver's license, credit cards, etc. were still in it. I'd like to say that I kept on a sober path after that, but I have other stories about blacking out, throwing up, walking the line, and getting in compromising positions with married women that I could share. I do most of my drinking at home now.

Get back to me when you can tell me about doing bong hits off of a six foot bong filled with flavored vodka hours after donating blood and blacking out ten minutes later