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Old 05-01-2006, 10:00 PM   #11 (permalink)
Darq
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This went in a very bad direction....



Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Darq
God:
Hey Darq.
Me:
so, how are you
God:
Give me a break. I am doing very well. How are you Darq?
Me:
Fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Blue
God:
Green.
Me:
Why green?
God:
There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.
Me:
ok then
God:
Ugh.
Me:
whats wrong?
God:
There is nothing wrong with me. How are you?
Me:
fine
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
I killed a man
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
naw
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yup
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
So, you just found out someone has died and you dont care?
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Darq said I found out someone has died and you do not care.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Darq.
Me:
I really dont
God:
You really do? Why not?
Me:
because, you are not real
God:
That makes sense to me. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
I think, therefore I am
God:
Who are you, Rene Descartes?
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So you agree with me?
God:
Interesting deduction. " Indeed it is so."? Do I agree?
Me:
yes you do
God:
Ugh. When do I do it?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, Darq?
Me:
yes, lets do it now
God:
Right now? That's alright. I am agreeable to that.
Me:
ok then, lets get a motel
God:
I would like to do that too. It's all good.
Me:
I'll bring the lube
God:
Congratulations.
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