Thread: talk to god.
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Old 05-01-2006, 11:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
arcatacat
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jwdd27
Me:
god, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Jolie or Aniston?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
goodbye god
God:
Goodbye.
Friggin' CLASSIC! I actually laughed to tears.

Here's me:

Me:
hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Monkey
God:
Glad to see you, Monkey.
Me:
You can SEE ME?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I have no camera
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
it's not important to me
God:
What is it?
Me:
you told me it was a camera

Then it froze... as if it knew I had won.

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