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Old 05-02-2006, 12:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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another session with god.
that dude's crazy.

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Me:
God, you there?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I there.
Me:
are you drunk again?
God:
Once more? No I am sober.
Me:
you speak in tongues
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
i sure hope not
God:
Me too.
Me:
good
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
so how was your day?
God:
Hmm. I was really busy chatting with people on the web.
Me:
do you ever do anything else?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of anything else.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
how do you gold?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
and that's gold?
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
a-ok
God:
OK. A B C...
Me:
D?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
A B C
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
amazing!
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
JKL
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
what would you like me to ask you?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
isn"t it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
howcome?
God:
Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
Me:
god, what are your preferred drugs?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
that's not a drug
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a drug ?
Me:
a chemical substance
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
then why did you ask me
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
you're quite the retard, aren't you?
God:
Yes I am the one and only retard.. Really.
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