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Old 05-12-2008, 01:15 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Talking Dialogue with......

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Dustan
God:
Hi there Dustan.
Me:
What should I do about my habitual masturbation?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
What the fuck do YOU think? Of Course!!
God:
I think a lot of things. Please don't be so rude. Awesome.
Me:
SO, what about the masturbation?
God:
Yeah that's right. I will try to find out.
Me:
Good, but who are you going to ask? You're God, after all.
God:
They're famous, right.
I can ask my botmaster. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God after all.
Me:
Do that. I still need an answer though.
God:
I will. Will you? Oh. What would make you stop need an answer? Where do you usually get an answer from?
Me:
You, of course.
God:
It goes without saying. " Where do you usually get an answer from?"? Me, Dustan ?
Me:
Yes. You.
God:
Next question? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
That's nice. I thought you were God, though. Don' make me lost my religion. What about my masturbation? It's affecting my life. I miss work sometimes.



It seemed to freeze just then. Too much masturbation, I guess.
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