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Originally Posted by NoArmsJames
I'm a gentlemen, I don't share the sexy dreams I have involving you, or Maddie, or Bebe, or Aunt Helen, or jmac, or starline, or Rhian...  |
Ahaha – I had a dream involving you James.
It was at the April stand-up in New York – there was a raffle and you won one of the prizes (which were all donated by fans). The prize was a blow-job from me!! Which, btw, had been donated by Kale!!
(I’ll be having words with him later). Anyways – I was like “No way, I have a bf” and then the following convo took place:
Keith: What day is it?
Me: Wednesday
Keith: And what is James wearing?
Me: A KaTG shirt … that I brought for him!!
Keith: And what do the KaTG ladies do for the men wearing KaTG shirts on a Wednesday?
Me: It’s Suck a Dick Wednesday. But there are LOTS of guys here wearing KaTG shirts. I don’t think I have that much saliva!!!
I think I woke up then. Never even asked you if you wanted the BJ. /Shrug.
p.s. Remind me to buy you a shirt in April
