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Think about this: Chickens. What would happen if all of the chickens of the world suddenly disappeared? First off, there would be a dramatic increase in the consumption of pork and beef. Two animals that two rather large groups don't like being eaten. People will start eating one just to spite the other. Then? War.
In the end, after the revolution, I will have teams of minions clearing the dead away from my new, palatial estate. And a bacon cheeseburger.
I'm telling you, chickens have worked tirelessly for centuries to make the world dependent on them. Their infiltration is nearly complete.
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